08/22/2026
Why we only roll with Bactrian camels (those double-hump legends):
• Fitted with nose rings for ultimate power steering & straight-up better looks
• VIP seat between the humps — no sliding around like an amateur tourist on a single-hump economy seat
• Extra fat tank = extra long range
• Maximum traction with 4x4 flat hoofs
• And zero association with old school (but cool looking) cigarette packs - ride 'em, don't smoke em'!