Tobermory Vibes (2025)

24/07/2025

We’re Not Saying Panic, But…

Back in 1903, one of Flowerpot Island’s original sea stack trio disappeared into the water. And just like the third member of Destiny’s Child, it quietly slipped out of the spotlight (Michelle, we still love you 💔).

Now only two flowerpots remain, and geologists say there’s a 99.9% chance they’ll last for hundreds, maybe even thousands of years.

But you? You’ve got vacation days now. And that 0.1%? Yeah, I don't like it either.

See the last two sea stacks before they decide to call it quits! Whether that’s now or sometime around 4083, who can say?

Then head back to your Vibe Getaways cottage where the only thing eroding is your motivation to cook. 🍷🛋️

⏳ Book your Getaway today! Time’s ticking.

------

16/07/2025

Grotto Obligations 🥾🌊

If you live anywhere north of Wiarton, you’ve taken every out-of-town visitor to the Grotto. Aunt from Mississauga? Grotto. College friend from Halifax? Grotto. Your cousin who made you carry the other side of his Yeti “brewskie bucket”? Grotto (then politely never again). It’s basically a Northern Bruce County rite of passage.

And you don’t even complain about it. Because it still looks like you accidentally hiked into the Windows desktop background of someone trying to manifest a sabbatical.

It’s about a 30-minute hike from the parking lot, depending on how many snack breaks your group requires. Then suddenly limestone cliffs, aqua-blue water, and someone fake tripping for laughs. (Kevin, the bit’s expired. Stop it.)

A friend once asked if I ever get numb to Tobermory’s landmarks. The Grotto proves absolutely not.
Unless they were talking about all the Dodge Rams. Then yes. Fully numb.

📍 Grotto, Bruce Peninsula National Park
⏰ Booking required
🌲 30-minute trail from the parking lot
💦 Water colder than expected. Every time.

Ready to see it for yourself? Start planning your Tobermory Getaway today. Click the link in our bio to find your perfect cottage and let the adventure begin! ✨🏕️

------

14/07/2025

Diamondview Cottage: A Grand Slam Stay ⚾🐾

Located right next to Tobermory’s baseball diamond and just two minutes from the harbour, Diamondview Cottage is the kind of getaway that combines small-town charm with the constant, soothing sounds of your family wiffleball tournament.

This cozy, dog-friendly 2-bedroom cottage sleeps 4 adults and 2 kids, with a private deck perfect for BBQs, beverages, and Wi-Fi strong enough to stream all the pitch tutorials you need to master your “Slurve.”

🛏 Sleeps 6
🐶 Dog-friendly (but they must respect the strike zone)
🥎 Steps to harbour, trails, and tiny shops full of driftwood art
🔥 BBQ deck: because no one should sauté on vacation

There’s no crying in baseball, but there might be tears if you miss out on Diamondview Cottage. Link in the bio!

------

03/07/2025

Cottage Deprivation Checklist ✅☀️

Symptoms of being cottage deprived:

🧠 Mild existential dread every time Outlook opens
📣 Whispering “I need out” into your reusable mug mid Zoom meeting
🧼 Calling a shower and a true crime podcast “spa day”
🗂️ Reorganizing your inbox just to feel like you accomplished something
🛒 Emotionally bonding with the Canadian Tire seasonal aisle

Diagnosis: If you checked two or more, you require a minimum of 3 days exposure to lake air and grilled meat stat!

Treatment: One Vibe Getaways cottage. Includes deck chairs, fresh breezes, and absolutely no one asking you to share your screen.

Booking now for July and August. Your recovery journey starts here!

🔗 Link in bio.

------

🍁🛶🔥

27/06/2025

Retire Your Socks, the Beach is Calling! 🧦🏖️

Dorcas Bay Dreams is now open for July and August bookings! And just like that, your “hold a mug and stare at the water” plan has found its setting.

This is a home built for barefoot mornings and evenings that smell like cave-aged gruyère and lake breeze. The ceilings are high, the beach is private, and the kitchen is begging for someone to whip up a questionable herb garnish with too much confidence. 🌿🍷

There are five bedrooms, each one designed to make you forget your phone exists. And there’s a hot tub, in case your soul requires gentle bubbling. 🛏️🛁

You don’t have to find yourself here. But with morning coffee, quiet corners, and an air hockey table that brings out your inner champion, you just might! ☕🎯

Booking now for July and August.
The robe-hanging, citronella-scented version of you is ready.

🔗 Link in bio!

------

🌊🌲

26/06/2025

Canada Day Chaos (The Good Kind)

When the Northern Bruce Peninsula commits fully to maple themed mayhem. There are more events than stop signs and more opportunities for cake than you’re emotionally ready for.

Is it tradition? Is it obsession? Hard to say! The line’s blurred and covered in relish. Here’s your Canada Day guide:

Friday, June 27:

🎶 Harbourside Music at Lion’s Head Beach, 7:00 PM

Saturday, June 28:

🧺 Lion’s Head Farmers Market, 9:00 AM–1:00 PM
🌭 Hot Dog BBQ and Cake in front of White’s Garage, 5:30 PM
🎉 Canada Day Parade, Downtown Lion’s Head, 7:00 PM
🎸 Live Music, Dyers Bay Dock, 11:45 AM–1:45 PM
🎈 Canada Day Parade, Dyers Bay, 12:00 PM
🍰 BBQ and Bake Sale, Dyers Bay, 12:30 PM

Sunday, June 29:

🍳 Rotary Big Breakfast, Lions Head Pavilion, 9:00 AM–11:30 AM

Tuesday, July 1 (Canada Day!):

🍁 Canada Market, Ferndale Info Centre, 10:00 AM–2:00 PM
🎂 Cake & Kids Games, Ferndale, 10:00 AM–4:00 PM
🎨 Canada Day Celebration, Tobermory Community Centre, 10:00 AM–4:00 PM

Our getaways are booked this Canada Day, but that doesn’t mean you can’t lock in your spot for the next long weekend. Link in bio!

------

25/06/2025

Red. White. And You, Relaxing. 🍁🛶

There’s an old Tobermory saying: “Canada Day at Harbour Way is a perfect stay.”
Okay, fine. We made that up. But it should be a thing.

This cozy 3-bedroom cottage is right in the heart of Tobermory, wedged lovingly between a local brewery and a fish and chip shop that knows its way around a deep fryer. There’s no need to drive. Just walk, snack, and repeat until Tuesday.

You’ll find the sunroom perfect for boat-watching, the deck ideal for Caesar sipping, and the bedrooms tranquil enough to cancel out your uncle’s deep dive into why tugboats beat pontoon boats in the Corinth Canal. (He’s surprisingly informed.)

If Canada Day had a headquarters, this might be it.

Book now or be haunted by the smell of fresh haddock you could have had. Links in the bio buddy! 🇨🇦

------

🌊🍻

23/06/2025

Tub Life: A Tale of Two Harbours

Little Tub is the beating heart of Tobermory. Steps from live music, local food, and approximately a dozen flowerpot-themed fridge magnets that say something like “This Place Rocks!” Big Tub is the quieter, moodier sibling, perfect for kayaking, shipwreck spotting, and lighthouse admiring.

As a kid, I thought the names Little Tub and Big Tub meant warm bathwater. I’ve never fully recovered from that betrayal. Three failed cardboard boats later, I now know two things: the water stays cold, and naming your boat after a certain Olympic athlete neither guarantees speed or success. RIP Usain Boat I, II, and III.

But names aside, these twin Tubs are Tobermory’s crown jewels. You can kayak in the morning, grab whitefish and fries by noon, and walk from wilderness to waffle cone in 10 minutes flat.

We’ve got plenty of cottages right in the heart of it all. Book now before they’re gone faster than my future in marine engineering!

------

🛶🍦🌊

02/06/2025

Dorcas Bay Dreams isn’t just a cottage, it’s the setting for your next great mood!

The ceilings are high. The windows are enormous. And the vibes? Equal parts introspective retreat, barefoot luxury, and “I should really buy a lemon zester.”

The aesthetic is fully Nancy Meyers/Diane Keaton coded: think sun-drenched countertops, open shelving, and a fridge that looks made to hold citrus, chilled rosé, and dairy products that require a translator. It’s the kind of space that makes you believe—however briefly—that you could cook something with saffron.

You may find yourself chiffonading basil in a cashmere cardigan while casually monologuing about your unfinished manuscript. That’s normal here. Encouraged, even.

And yes, there’s a private beach and a hot tub. But let’s not pretend you weren’t already sold at “sun-drenched countertops.”

✨ Chef’s kitchen with top-tier appliances and a judgement-free wine fridge
🛏 Five serene bedrooms with spa-style bathrooms
📚 Cozy nooks for reading, napping, or pretending to read while napping
🎯 Air hockey table for low-stakes battles with high-volume commentary

This house was built for barefoot elegance, coastal breezes, and the kind of naturally lit mornings that quietly rewire your entire nervous system.

Your summer reset starts here. Keep an eye on the feed, booking opens soon!

------

30/05/2025

Trillium Season: Nature’s Limited Edition Drop 🌸

They bloom in May, linger through early June, and then disappear like a polite Canadian magician. No curtain call, just a few pink petals and a vague sense of wonder.

If you want to catch trilliums in their prime, now’s the time. Don’t dawdle. And definitely don’t pick one. They’re protected, sensitive, and frankly not interested in relocating to Scarborough. They’ve grown up here. They’ve got a routine. A favourite moss patch. They're rooted, both physically and emotionally.

So lace up, hit the trail, and bring a camera plus a few freshly Googled Latin flower names. Bonus points if you pronounce them like spells. Extra bonus if you accidentally summon something.

📣 Plan your Vibe Getaways escape today and sleep somewhere with real walls and no tent zippers. Our cottages are close to the blooms, far from the chaos, and perfect for group getaways or romantic flora sightings. Link’s in the bio.

------

🛏️🌺🌲

28/05/2025

Category Is: Lighthouse Realness 🌊💡

Flowerpot Island is beloved for its rock formations, sparkling turquoise waters, and if you’re the type to read plaques out loud to family members, its lighthouse station.

In our ongoing deep dive into Tobermory Lighthouse Lore (we regret nothing), we present: the Flowerpot Island Lightstation. A sturdy little beacon with a flair for drama.

Originally built in 1889 atop Castle Bluff, it featured a wooden tower and keeper’s cottage until 1969, when it was ceremonially “decommissioned.” That’s lighthouse-speak for set on fire and shoved off a cliff. It was replaced with a steel upgrade that strongly resembles the first Lego skyscraper you built as a child. (You’ve really evolved as an architect since then.)

These days, it’s solar-powered, lovingly maintained by Friends of the Bruce and Parks Canada, and still very much available for hiking, viewing, and shedding a tear in front of due to your long-standing appreciation for maritime infrastructure.

📍Real ones know where the last photo was taken from.

📣 Start planning your Tobermory getaway with us at Vibe Getaways. With over 300 five-star reviews, our clean, spacious cottages are ideal for couples, groups, and plaque-reading enthusiasts alike!

🔗 Book now! Link’s in the bio.

------

🛥️🌊🧭

23/05/2025

One does not simply scroll past Elenriel Cottage. 🌲

You could book a run of the mill cottage this summer. One with suspiciously low ceilings and furniture that looks like it was liberated from a dentist’s waiting room. Or you could flee the realm of Men and retreat to Elenriel, where the ceilings stretch 30 feet high, the beams resemble Ent limbs, and the decor looks like it came from a Rivendell estate sale. (Pristine condition, one previous elf.)

Features include:
🛁 A hot tub overlooking the lake
🥞 A kitchen built for Second Breakfast (and Elevenses)
📚 Lofts and daybeds for reading Fellowship for the third time, or the first if this post is confusing you

Set on five private acres of whispering trees and dramatic, shipwreck-facing shoreline, Elenriel is a timber-frame daydream complete with antique treasures from multiple continents, and a stone fireplace that may or may not have been forged by mountain dwarves. (Fine.. it was a master stonemason. But still.)

🛏 A four-poster king bed fit for a Gondorian king
🔥 A hearth for telling tales, or playing charades
🛶 A kayak fleet for peaceful voyages
🌲 Forest trails to roam when you're feeling vaguely questy

Book your stay now via the link in bio.
Because not all who wander are lost, some are just trying to find the hot tub.

------

🧙‍♂️🌲🛁

Tobermory Vibes

24/07/2025

16/07/2025

14/07/2025

03/07/2025

27/06/2025

26/06/2025

25/06/2025

23/06/2025

02/06/2025

30/05/2025

28/05/2025

23/05/2025

Address

Telephone

Website

Alerts

Contact The Business

Shortcuts

Share