02/06/2026
🏆 Employee of the Week: Lulu the Cockerel 🏆
(And yes, before anyone asks… we know Lulu is a boy now. We made an early administrative error when he hatched 🙈)
This week’s award goes to Lulu for outstanding service in the following areas:
🐔 Diplomatically resolving disputes between his ladies before they escalate into full-scale feathery warfare.
🐔 Demonstrating exemplary gentlemanly behaviour by finding tasty morsels and immediately offering them to his ladies before helping himself.
🐔 Showing remarkable patience and professionalism while dealing with the daily chaos created by Frank the runner duck, whose job description appears to consist entirely of causing trouble.
🐔 Maintaining constant vigilance against all potential threats, whether they are genuine dangers or a suspicious leaf moving in the breeze.
For dedication, selflessness, conflict resolution, and putting up with Frank, we salute you, Lulu.
👏 Employee of the Week and very good boy.
Less rush. More badgers.
Jane