The Paddlesworth Press

15/12/2010

The wonderful people that brought us the Paddlesworth Press revealed:

http://www.paddlesworthpress.co.uk/contributors/

29/11/2010

Right well this is it. The world ends today.

http://www.paddlesworthpress.co.uk/2010/11/29/world-ends-today/

Mary Burgess: So it's farewell Paddlesworth! Here is the programme for today...

29/11/2010

End of the world, end of Paddy Mortsworth.

What happens in the final one...

http://www.paddlesworthpress.co.uk/paddy-mortsworth-5/

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28/11/2010

Gerald dies in second spectacular su***de:

http://www.paddlesworthpress.co.uk/2010/11/27/untimely-death-gerald-fitzroy-howard-hangs-himself-from-church-clock/

Gerald Fitzroy-Howard flies a microlite into St Benedict's Tower, and hangs himself from the church clock.

26/11/2010

Last Christmas a happy one (mostly)

http://www.paddlesworthpress.co.uk/2010/11/26/last-christmas-a-jolly-affair/

A day of merriment despite the gloomy forecast

24/11/2010

Journalists leave newspaper as apocalypse nears:

http://www.paddlesworthpress.co.uk/2010/11/24/journalist-walk-out/

News in trouble as journos leave

24/11/2010

Morgan Swash attempts spectacular su***de:

http://www.paddlesworthpress.co.uk/2010/11/24/morgan-swash-attempts-su***de-by-eating-proust/

Poet rushed to doctor after overdose

23/11/2010

The final chapter in the Tomb Raider saga:



http://www.paddlesworthpress.co.uk/2010/11/23/dead-end/

A final letter of confession reveals all

23/11/2010

Simon Lasts outlines the legal pillars of his community:

http://www.paddlesworthpress.co.uk/2010/11/22/the-commandments-of-the-stone-circle/

When the captains dress themselves, your fathers will be taken.

21/11/2010

Major uses his precious microlite engine to build a Paddlesworth generator:

http://www.paddlesworthpress.co.uk/2010/11/21/i-am-the-micro-light-of-the-world-engine-to-power-web-server/

The Major sacrifices his most valuable microlite engine for a generator to power the server for the Paddle. Power cuts across the UK and the continent threaten to isolate the village completely.

20/11/2010

Things get even more confused in Tomb Raider saga as another letter of confession arrives:

http://www.paddlesworthpress.co.uk/2010/11/20/letter-of-the-law/

Another letter of confession brings more confusion

19/11/2010

Paddlesworth demands Christmas be brought forward:

http://www.paddlesworthpress.co.uk/2010/11/19/christmas-to-be-held-on-november-25th/

The date for Christmas is brought forward by a month in a move that will warm the heart of the village. Remember to ask Mary about parts in the Nativity play.