01/06/2026
ππ¨ BUS DRIVER WANTED! π¨π
Are you the sort of person who can navigate country lanes, survive unexpected diversions, and keep a straight face when someone says, "I know a quicker way..."? π€π
Then we need YOU.
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Must Have:
π PSV Licence
π CPC
π A sense of humour (non-negotiable)
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Must Be:
π€ Professional
β° Reliable
π Friendly
π« Allergic to drama
π In Return:
π No late nights
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No early mornings
π« No Sundays
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Alternative Saturdays
π£οΈ Own route
π Own bus
β Own shift
No fighting over who moved the seat. No mystery crumbs. No discovering someone's left half a sausage roll in the cab since Tuesday. π€’
Daily Duties May Include:
π Being asked 100 times if the bus goes to the same place that's written in giant letters on the destination display
π Becoming the official saviour of lost property, including phones, wallets, coats, and occasionally someone's entire common sense
π Listening to the bell ding approximately 50 times a day, including from people already standing next to the door
π¦ Being questioned why you're late despite traffic being busier than the M25 on a bank holiday weekend
π Waving at fellow drivers like you're part of a secret transport-based brotherhood
π Smiling politely when someone says, "I could drive this route quicker myself"
π¦ Waiting for livestock, tractors, or Doris to finish crossing the road
Side Effects Of The Job:
β οΈ Developing strong opinions on roadworks
β οΈ Automatically spotting other buses from three miles away
β οΈ Becoming strangely protective of YOUR bus
β οΈ Learning everyone's life story before you've reached the first stop
β οΈ knowing every pothole by name
π A job with a changing view and never the same day twice.
π 01709 553403 or drop us a message before someone else grabs the keys! ππ¨
π Please note: Applications from Dubai, Singapore, Timbuktu, Narnia, or anywhere requiring a passport to get to work will be ignored. We're looking for local drivers only. ππ
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