19/06/2026
So apparently, visiting my friend’s home in Goregaon now requires clearing a 6-layer security system.
First comes the human security guard, who insists on a Aadhar card based verification check because, according to local legends, there are far too many ghosts roaming around the forest zone. Then comes the street dog squad, whose only concern is:
“Why the hell are you here without bringing treats for us?” And finally, the most powerful and ruthless layer of all—the cats. Their mission is simple: maintain maximum kawaii levels at all times and ensure that every visitor pays the mandatory cat tax in food before being granted an respectful entry 😭😭😭😭
