07/05/2026
So earlier today, I washed my boxers like that and spread them outside to dry. I had to patiently wait inside for it to dry so I can quickly pack them in.
Unfortunately, I slept off in the process and woke up this evening. I rushed out to pack my boxers and discovered they were all gone. Someone has removed them.
I was so angry at myself and began grumbling within me. Now the person must have seen the big holes on them.
I had just returned inside when this neighbor of mine came knocking at my door. When I opened the door, I saw her carrying my boxers.
JENNIFER: Uncle Conquer, Good evening o
ME: Good evening Aunty Jennifer. How far?
JENNIFER: I dey. I been remove these boxers outside when rain been wan fall, I no know wether na your own.
ME: Me? I dey craze?... No be me get am o
JENNIFER: But I don ask other neighbors and nobody gree say na their own
ME: I no dey wear this kind boxers o
JENNIFER: (Checking the boxers) Nawa o.. See wetin person dey wear for waist? see hole hole everywhere!
ME: You don ask David? na this kind boxers him dey like wear
JENNIFER: David say him rather wear G-string na wear these rubbish... him say him no sure say na human being boxers e be, say maybe na rag
ME: You don ask Franklin?
JENNIFER: Franklin say him no dey wear boxers.
ME: Hmmm. How many the boxers dey sef?
JENNIFER: E be like say na four. But breeze carry one go throway for where landlord dog dey. Since morning the dog dey use am play
ME: (Angry) Dog dey use my boxers, sorry dey use person boxers play?
JENNIFER: No be small thing. The dog sef put head from where e tear, come wear am like cloth.
ME: (Shocked) wahala!
JENNIFER: I no know wether na to throway dem since nobody get am or go hang dem back for rope.
ME: No throway dem o, just hang them back. Maybe the owner go come for am
JENNIFER: (Begins to leave) Alright na. No wahala... thank you.
ME: Alright. 😭
That dog no go pass today
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