Disney, Cruises & Family Travel with Ashley

10/31/2026

SCARIEST PHRASES IN TRAVEL:

👻 "Your flight has been canceled."

👻 "Your passport is expired."

👻 "I thought YOU packed it."

👻 "Final boarding call."

👻 "Your cruise leaves today? Oh..."

Happy Halloween. 🎃

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10/30/2026

🎃 In honor of Halloween...

Tell me your TRAVEL HORROR STORY.

Missed flight?

Lost luggage?

Terrible hotel?

Missed the ship?

Rental car disaster?

Vacation with 14 relatives who couldn't agree on where to eat?

I want to hear the worst one. 👻

10/29/2026

🏨 BEFORE YOU BOOK THAT HOTEL...

Check more than the nightly rate.

Look at:

✓ Resort fees
✓ Parking
✓ Breakfast
✓ Airport transportation
✓ Distance from where you're actually going
✓ Transportation costs once you're there

That $189 hotel isn't necessarily cheaper than the $229 hotel.

Travel math strikes again.

10/28/2026

FRIENDLY TRAVEL REMINDER:

Medication goes in your carry-on.

Important documents go in your carry-on.

A change of clothes should probably go in your carry-on.

The six full-size bottles of shampoo?

We need to talk.

10/28/2026

TRAVEL ADVICE NOBODY ASKED FOR:

You are taking a seven-night Caribbean cruise.

You have packed:

14 outfits
9 pairs of shoes
4 swimsuits
3 hats
and enough medication for 2037.

You have forgotten your phone charger.

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10/27/2026

CRUISE SHIP SAFETY NOTICE:

You ate breakfast at 8:00.

It is now 10:17.

The buffet is still there.

You do not need second breakfast.
..

After further review, you're on vacation.

Proceed.

10/26/2026

Which traveler are you?

A. Spreadsheet. Reservations. Itinerary. I know where we're eating Tuesday at 6:15.

B. I booked the hotel. We'll figure the rest out when we get there.

C. My travel agent knows. I just show up.

D. Somehow both A and B depending on the trip. 😂

10/25/2026

At home:

“$18 for a drink?! Absolutely not.”

On vacation:

“This one comes in a pineapple for $27.”

Hands over credit card...

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10/24/2026

NOTICE FROM THE VACATION SCHEDULING DEPARTMENT:

Day 1: Relax.

Day 2: Excursion.

Day 3: Relax.

Day 4: Excursion.

Day 5: Your spouse has somehow scheduled breakfast, snorkeling, zip lining, a cooking class, dinner reservations and a sunset cruise.

We are investigating.

10/23/2026

It's your first Park Day at Disney

You woke the children at 6:15 a.m.

You boarded transportation at 7:02.

You crossed an entire theme park before breakfast.

It is now 9:46 a.m.

Someone has announced they are tired.

We have identified the suspect.

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