05/27/2026
*ARGUABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT DISNEY POST I WILL MAKE*
Y’all. I’m gonna say this once (okay, as many times as it takes, but seriously) stop using A.I. to plan your Disney trips. Stop it now. 😂 ChatGPT has never been to a Disney Park, and that’s because it’s not real. So, why would you ask it to give input to a trip you are spending your hard earned money and valuable time on, just so it can tell you to “walk back to your resort instead of rideshare for a calm decompression” to your resort which is seven miles away from Magic Kingdom. Which, by the way, did you know that there isn’t a walking path to that particular resort? That you would be walking on the shoulder of a literal highway? Want to know how I know this? Because I have seen it with my human eyes while personally driving through property.
-“But ChatGPT is free!” Guess what? You don’t pay any extra money by allowing me to do the planning and booking for you. And I promise you, I won’t suggest you walk an obscene distance after a day at the parks.
-“But it is just being fed knowledge from the internet” Yes, but a lot of it is dated and wrong. Genie+ has been gone for awhile now, and has been replaced with Lightning Lane. Virtual Queue has also been gone for quite some time at this point and Memory Maker is $185 when you purchase in advance. When you book with me, you are getting up to date information on rides that are currently available, Lightning Lane options, and park requirements. For example, you can park hop at any point now.
Basically, there’s not one reason you should go to ChatGPT (or any AI, ever) to plan your perfect Disney trip, I have you covered! Trust someone who has been there and is an actual human. 😂 Y’all. I am so for serious. Let’s get start planning your perfect trip.
