The Salty B Vacation Rental

08/18/2025

☀️🍹 End of Summer, Salty Style! 🍹☀️

Before the sun sets on summer, make one last splash at The Salty B Vacation Rental in the Florida Keys! 🏝️ Lounge by the pool, toast those epic sunsets, and soak up all the tropical vibes.

🔥 Limited-time deal: 50% OFF weekly stays now through October 1 (7-night minimum).
💬 Message me for a quote or call/text (305) 767-3499 to lock in your week!

📍 Marathon, Florida Keys
🔗 www.thesaltybitchvr.com

08/18/2025

Sunset + Seafood = Salty B Magic

Last week, our guests got spoiled with a Keys-style seafood broil by the amazing Chef Heather!!

Picture this: island breeze, sizzling aromas, and a backyard table full of new friends laughing under a Florida Keys sunset.

This is what The Salty Bitch is all about—turning your stay into an experience you’ll never forget.

Book your own slice of paradise and maybe you’ll be here for the next unforgettable night.

08/12/2025

End of Summer, Salty Style!

Before the sun sets on summer, make one last splash at The Salty B Vacation Rental in the Florida Keys! 🏝️
Bring your crew, sip something icy by the pool, and soak in those epic Keys sunsets like you own the place.

Whether you’re celebrating the last hurrah before school starts, sneaking in a romantic escape, or just finding any excuse to live salty before fall… we’ve got your hammock waiting.

Limited dates left!
Book now and let’s send summer out with a bang… and maybe a margarita.

In Marathon, Florida Keys
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07/05/2025

Craving sunshine, salt air, and a pool that feels like your own private resort?

Welcome to The Salty Bitch—your new favorite escape in the Florida Keys. Whether you’re floating with a frozen drink or just pretending to read a book while secretly eavesdropping on your friends, this pool is exactly where you want to be.

Book your getaway now at www.thesaltybitchvr.com—before someone else grabs your floatie. 💕🧜‍♀️

06/15/2025

Hey Salty Bitch friends!
It’s my birthday—and YOU get the present! Only a few weeks left to book.

Now through July 25, book your stay at The Salty Bitch and get 20% off (up to $1,000 off)!

What better way to celebrate than by sharing a little salty love? Come make some unforgettable memories in paradise—on me (well, kinda).

Book before the candles get lit 💕🧜‍♀️
www.thesaltybitchvr.com

06/03/2025

Happy 1-Year Anniversary to The Salty B Vacation Rental

Exactly one year ago, I rolled the dice, and welcomed my very first official guests. Fast forward 12 months, and this little vacation rental has seen more action than a beach bar on a Saturday night.

In just 12 months, The Salty Bitch has hosted 46 bookings from every corner of the U.S.—plus a few adventurous souls from across the globe who somehow found their way to my backyard paradise.

I’ve met honeymooners, party squads, families on a mission to bond (or escape each other), and even hosted a poolside wedding. Iconic.

To all of you who chose this quirky little slice of the Keys and trusted in my dream—thank you. You spent your hard-earned money here, and that’s not something I take lightly.

Here’s to many more years of sunscreen footprints, blender mishaps, salty memories, and questionable tan lines. I’m just getting started!! 💕🧜‍♀️

05/26/2025

This Memorial Day, we honor the heroes who gave everything for our freedom. As we enjoy the sun and sea, we pause with gratitude for their sacrifice.

Today in Marathon, Florida, the ocean is a perfect 85.1°F—inviting you in for a salty soak, a sandbar stroll, or a quiet moment of reflection.

Whether you’re floating in the pool, sipping something cold, or watching the sunset melt into the Gulf, The Salty Bitch is your place to recharge and remember.

Stay salty, stay grateful. 💕🧜‍♀️
www.thesaltybitchvr.com

05/19/2025

Hey Salty Bitch Friends!
It’s almost my birthday—and YOU get the present!

Now through July 25, book your stay at The Salty Bitch and get 20% off (up to $1,000 off)!

What better way to celebrate than by sharing a little salty love? Come make some unforgettable memories in paradise—on an ISLAND on me (well, kinda).

You won’t be disappointed 🧜‍♀️💕

Book before the candles get lit
July 25th!

MLS -24-83, 6 beds, 3 baths, 2,600 square feet, Step into a world where luxury meets comfort in our expansive living area, designed to welcome you and your loved ones to moments of relaxation and joy. The kitchen awaits your culinary explorations, equipped with everything you need and more. For...

05/16/2025

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05/14/2025

🌞 Your Summer Escape Awaits! 🏝️

Looking for the perfect summer getaway in the Florida Keys? The Salty Bitch is your private retreat, just a short drive away from paradise! 🌊✨

✔️ Relax and unwind in a cozy Keys hideaway 🌅
✔️ Fishing, snorkeling, & sandbars just minutes away 🎣🐠🏖️
✔️ Local food & unique attractions for an unforgettable experience 🍹🦞
✔️ Bring your boat! Neighborhood boat ramp for easy access to the water 🚤⚓

📅 Book your summer adventure now before dates fill up!
Reserve your stay directly at TheSaltyBitchVR.com for the best rates! 🏡💙

MLS -24-83, 6 beds, 3 baths, 2,600 square feet, Step into a world where luxury meets comfort in our expansive living area, designed to welcome you and your loved ones to moments of relaxation and joy. The kitchen awaits your culinary explorations, equipped with everything you need and more. For...

03/31/2025