Parties by Kelley

01/17/2013

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in s*x.

The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that.

About a week later she`s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!"

The doctor says, "I`m sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Nah," she says, "that`s okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."

01/12/2013

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01/07/2013

if you could cast ANYONE in 50 shades of grey, who would it be??

01/04/2013

01/04/2013

Who is having a party, or wants to host a party and try out all of this deliciousness???

12/29/2012

NEW PRODUCT SNEAK PEEK!
We just couldn't wait until the 2nd! These boys were just too good to keep to ourselves! Would you like to meet our new favorite guys, Jim, Jack and Ray? Here's a sneak peek of one of our favorite products, the new Sensations Variety Pack!

12/24/2012

In the Middle Ages it was thought that the left testicle made s***m for girls. Men wanting sons would have it removed.

12/21/2012

A new study posted on The Huffington Post shows that people who tend to sleep facedown with their arms above their head tend to have more s*xual dreams. Time to get some z's!

12/17/2012

2-3 passionate kisses a day strengthen your metabolism and you are less likely to suffer from stomach diseases.

12/09/2012

I have $1,000 of free product to give away!! Host a fun girls' night in on one of the following dates and get a bonus $100 in free product with just 10 shopping guests. Message me with your preferred date! :-)
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12/01/2012

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11/30/2012

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT:
President of Pure Romance, Patty Brisben, just announced:
Our very own Chemist has designed 4 new enhancement creams for the bedroom. They all contain a brand new blend of sensory enriching ingredients called TriPlex Tingle. They are less irrirating, more intense and longer lasting than anything on the market today and you can only get them with PURE ROMANCE!!

Boost, Pure, "O" and Amp coming in Jan 2013 to a Pure Romance by Kelley party near you!!