09/09/2026
WING WEDNESDAY. PLEASE DON’T MAKE THIS WEIRD
Actually.
Too late.
$7.95 DOZEN WINGS ALL DAY.
Bone-in or boneless.
That sentence was already uncomfortable.
Moving on.
From 5–8PM we’re doing the thing again:
🚨 ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT WING BUFFET — $15.95 🚨
Come in.
Sit down.
Order a beverage.
Eat an inappropriate amount of chicken.
We’ll pretend we didn’t see anything.
You’ll pretend you’re not already thinking about your next plate while chewing the current one.
Someone will lick a finger.
Someone will watch them do it.
Neither person will acknowledge what just happened.
There are 24 sauces & dry rubs because apparently we enjoy watching grown adults panic when asked a simple question like:
“What sauce do you want?”
“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”
Ma’am.
There are people behind you.
Please choose.
🥣 Homemade ranch & bleu cheese available for dipping, dunking, drizzling or whatever private little ritual you’ve developed.
At some point tonight, somebody will say:
“Can I taste yours?”
And we’re all just going to continue pretending that’s a normal thing to ask another adult.
Other sentences likely to occur:
“Mine are really wet.”
“I like the naked ones.”
“Can you give me extra sauce?”
“Put it on the side.”
“I need more napkins.”
“Wow. That’s hot.”
Please remember: We are discussing chicken.
🍗 Shermans Creek Inn
Come for Wing Wednesday.
Stay because your hands are covered in sauce and you can’t open the door.
Please stop licking your fingers while reading this.
We can see you.
