Citrus & Co.

09/02/2026

Confession. For years I waited to rest until I had earned it. Until the list was done. Until everyone else was handled.

That day never came. (The list does not end. You already know this.)

When is the last time you took a day that was fully yours? Not a catch-up day. Not laundry and appointments and someone else’s calendar wearing your name. A whole day that belonged to nobody but you.

If the honest answer is longer than you would say out loud..... me too. That is exactly why I built this.

Here is what I finally understood. You do not have to be caught up to be allowed to want more. You do not have to earn a good day. You are allowed to want it NOW. Tired and behind and human.

The last room was full of women who almost stayed home. Who almost talked themselves out of it. They came alone. They left with friends they still text.

That is the whole thing. I build the room. You make the friends.

So here is what I want for you. One Sunday that is yours. A bus full of Twin Cities women who get it. Bookstores, good food, and conversation that keeps going long after you get home.

September sold out. October sold out. November 1 is the last ride of the fall.

Come alone. You will not leave that way.

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08/21/2026

Houseplant bingo next week....

08/17/2026

Houseplant bingo
Come see — August 26. 🍊”

Caption: tag the friend who says #2. 🍊 Aug 26 · La Doña · comment PLANT.

08/17/2026

“You have too many plants and nobody to talk to about them. Same.

So once a month I get a room full of women together at La Doña for houseplant bingo. We call out plants instead of numbers, you win real plants, and you come alone and leave with a group text.

The first time, I knew maybe four people. By the end there were numbers being traded over a monstera.

The plants are just the excuse. Come find your people — Tuesday, August 26.

Comment PLANT and I’ll save you a sea

08/17/2026

the plants are just the excuse. 🍊 Tue, Aug 26 · La Doña, Mpls · comment PLANT for the link.

08/14/2026

08/11/2026

Peel a cold tangerine on a hot day and pay attention to what happens.

You rip the skin. The scent hits. And here's the part most people miss: it stays. Seven, maybe ten minutes after you've walked away, someone can step into that exact spot and know. Someone opened an orange here.

That's not a fun fact. That's the whole company.

Because I didn't name it Citrus & Co. because I thought the fruit was cute. I named it after what the fruit DOES. It leaves something behind. You feel it in a room long after the person is gone.

That's what the right gathering does to you.

You walk in a stranger. You leave with a couple of numbers in your phone and a feeling that follows you home, into the next day, into the parking lot where you sit for a second before you drive off because something shifted and you can't quite name it.

The event is the orange. The feeling that stays is the whole point.

Tag the woman who leaves that scent in every room she walks into. You know exactly who she is.

08/10/2026

you keep everyone else's plants alive and forget to water your own social life. this one is for you. plant bingo, la doña, august 26. comment BINGO

08/09/2026

The hardest part is deciding to go by yourself. Everything after that is easy.

Plant Bingo by Citrus & Co. We call plants instead of numbers. You play, you talk, you win, you leave with plants and usually a new number in your phone. Nobody performs. You never needed to have brought a person.

Wednesday, Aug 26. 7pm. La Doña. Fifty dollars. Open to everyone.

Seat link in bio.