SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour

SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour Do you like history? Arduous treks up steep hills? Being taunted by your tour guide? How about wind? Really, really strong wind. Then this is the tour for you.

The hilarious SK Morton brings his offbeat sense of humor to his walking history tours of SF. The Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour is the get rich slow scheme of local idiot and author of the indifferently anticipated tour book: "I Left My Heart In San Francisco and All I Got Was This Lousy Rash". You'll be entertained as well as educated by a predominantly sober SF native, SK Morton, as you disco

ver the world famous neighborhoods and landmarks of the city by the bay all from the comfort of your own two feet. SK prides himself on his knowledge of the city and will draw on that expertise as well as his proclivity to lie in order to answer any and all questions you may have during the tour. Take in the beautiful vistas atop Telegraph Hill. Learn about the incredible Art Deco architecture of the Financial District. Sample the delicious Italian fare in colorful North Beach ("colorful" being Gaelic and literally translated: "Filthy garlic eaters"). Watch the day's catch come in as you smell the salt air, and probably something that got run over, at Fisherman's Wharf. Smoke o***m in ChinaTown. Get naked in Golden Gate Park. Protest Something at the Civic Center. Poke a guy as he sleeps in the Presidio. No matter what the adventure, the Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour is a great way to kill some time since the Alcatraz trip is totally filled up already.

03/09/2026

After a long Hiatus (pronounced: "Hiatus") we're back and better than something... I'm sure. You can learn more at lousysftour.com or skmorton.com. Hope to see you soon.

Afternoon Lousy Walkers. You know I've been threatening to release my SF travel guide for years. Well, It's almost done....
11/06/2025

Afternoon Lousy Walkers. You know I've been threatening to release my SF travel guide for years. Well, It's almost done. So keep your eyes open for updates. Meanwhile, I have a humor Sci-Fi satire that's in the editing stage. I've been told I need to do some market research so here goes: Please read the first paragraph of the book and let me know if you'd keep reading and, if so, why? If not, you're dead to me. Thanks:)

02/17/2022
SK Morton's humor anthology is a mediocrepiece. Get your copy now!
01/05/2022

SK Morton's humor anthology is a mediocrepiece. Get your copy now!

For everybody who said, "You should write a book."This will teach you
12/17/2021

For everybody who said, "You should write a book."
This will teach you

Remember when you thought the jokes on the Lousy Walking Tour were corny and unimaginative? Now some people in a theater...
11/19/2021

Remember when you thought the jokes on the Lousy Walking Tour were corny and unimaginative? Now some people in a theater will find out. Get tickets today!

Get your tickets now - https://pruneyardcinemas.com/ticket-and-showtimes/movie/comedy-night---stand-up/

Live Stand-Up Comedy comes to the Pruneyard Cinemas in Campbell.

December 10th (7p) & 11th (6p and 830p)

Tickets are only $20 - 18+

Headliner is Frankie Marcos

- Frankie Marcos started stand up comedy in San Jose, California. Now based in Los Angeles, he’s working at Comedy Clubs across the country. The Comedy Store in Hollywood, Punchline San Francisco, Comic Strip NYC, to name a few. Frankie has worked with Taylor Tomlinson, Michael Che, Nicole Byer, Bobby Lee, and more. In 2017 he was the runner up for the annual Rooster T Feathers Comedy Competition out of 100 Bay Area comedians. In 2019, he placed 6th overall in the SF International comedy competition out of 32 comedians worldwide.

Also Appearing
Emily Van D**e (Saturday)
Ian Levy
Nicole Tran
Leslie Lang (Friday)
SK Morton
Hank Romero

05/02/2021

SK will be releasing a couple books this year: Grandpa's Cheese (Out in the end of summer), and "children's" books to accompany these videos.
Enjoy Episode 1 of MortonPiece Theater's THE LITTLE RED HEN

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