09/14/2026
One thing you might not know about me...
I LOVE roller coasters.
Fast? Yes.
Huge drop? Fine.
Launch me from 0 to ridiculous in three seconds? Let's go.
But put me on a Ferris wheel and slowly carry me 150 feet into the air inside a tiny swinging basket?
Absolutely the hell not.
Apparently my brain has decided that flying through the air at 70 mph while strapped to a steel contraption is perfectly reasonable, but gently rotating in a circle with a lovely view is where we draw the safety line.
And I know it makes absolutely no sense.
James can point out the engineering. Someone can explain that Ferris wheels are perfectly safe. You can show me statistics, diagrams and a signed affidavit from the laws of physics.
I'm still choosing the roller coaster.
Travel is funny that way too. One person's “YOU HAVE TO DO THIS!” is somebody else's “You have lost your damn mind.”
So now I need to know: what completely irrational vacation or amusement-park NOPE do you have?