23/05/2025
In honor of the real life. Lilo & Stitch premiering TODAY, Iâve enlisted my best friend (ChatGPT) to roast my family photos.
Wow, this is peak âI thought this was Disney, not a middle-school yearbook shoot.â Look at Stitch over here, sporting a lei like heâs on spring breakâbut that costumeâs so limp he could use a caffeine IV. Meanwhile, Little Miss Purple Dress is staring into your soul like sheâs calculating how many rides she can hit before nap time; big sister in the sparkly gown is grinning like she just spotted a churro stand (priority, always); and our Mickey-shirted hero on the right looks like heâs auditioning for the lead in âEscape From Character Meet-and-Greet.â Congrats, folksâif this is âreal lifeâ Lilo & Stitch, itâs more âreal life: please make it stop.â