29/06/2025
🚙 FOR SALE: “The Dune Cruiser” – A True Desert Diva, Built for Legends
Most of you already know her.
She’s been the queen of the dunes, the boss lady of every convoy, and my right-hand ride through every adventure:
“The Dune Cruiser” — a fully restored 1998 Toyota Land Cruiser V8 Auto.
And now, for the first time ever... she’s ready for a new home.
🏜️ Why sell such a beauty?
Well, my desert season lasts 6 months... but keeping her pampered and registered costs me for 12. that’s 6 months of paying just to admire her in the garage and whisper “soon.”
It’s like having a supermodel who only shows up for half the year but eats like a bodybuilder. 🫣
⚙️ About the Cruiser:
✅ 1998 Toyota Land Cruiser V8 – Auto, US Spec
✅ ~320,000 km (but runs smoother than your uncle’s new Lexus)
✅ Zero accidents. Registered until Feb 2026
✅ Full restoration with 45,000+ AED in bills — I have the receipts and the scars to prove it
✅ Bought in 2022 at 280,000 km – only 50,000 added, all in style
🛠️ Rebuilt from bumper to bumper, inside-out. New battery, tyres, upholstery, electronics, gear handles, even her stereo has Wi-Fi. Basically, the only old thing left is the driver (me). 😎
🔥 Why YOU want her:
🚩 She’s the perfect weekend warrior.
Tired of scratching your Porsche or BMW on the occasional sand patch?
This lady LOVES scratches. Dents are her medals.
She’s not here to pose — she’s here to climb, roar, and dominate dunes.
🎁 Bonus for the New Owner:
• Free Desert Recovery Kit — everything you need for trouble (except a tow truck, ‘cause you won’t need it)
• A personal Advanced Off-Road Training with yours truly – the "Sand Guru" himself
• And most importantly:👨👩👧👦 You join my family of dune riders, adventurers, and off-road rebels
This isn’t just a car sale.
This is a rite of passage.
She’s been my story… now she’s ready to become yours.
📍Location: RTA - Al Barsha
📞 Contact: 050-6289667
💰 Asking: 45,000 AED – and yes, I’m open to negotiating... if you’re the right person.
(If you call her a “Jeep,” price goes up.) Tag your adventurous friends.
And if you see this post and scroll past... don't worry, she’ll find someone braver. 💨
