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We took another ride out to Arcachon today for some of those amazing oysters, accompanied by 12 shrimp, patรฉ and bread, ...
05/10/2026

We took another ride out to Arcachon today for some of those amazing oysters, accompanied by 12 shrimp, patรฉ and bread, and of course, a bottle of rosรฉ. Afterwards we drove through the town of Arcachon, looking at all the beautiful homes, then down to the Dune du Pilat. At 340' it's the highest sand Dune in Europe. The climb to the top is strenuous, but we'll worth it. The views are outstanding.
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The Atlantic Wall was constructed between 1942-1944 using over 500,000 forced laborers, prisoners of war and civilian co...
03/10/2026

The Atlantic Wall was constructed between 1942-1944 using over 500,000 forced laborers, prisoners of war and civilian conscripts. It was built in preparation to prevent the anticipated Allied invasion of occupied Europe. Historians estimate the cost at $160-$206 billion dollars, taking 17 million cubic meters of concrete and 1.2 million tons of steel. It ran from Norway all the way down to the border of France and Spain, covering the coasts of Norway, Denmark, the Netherlands, Belgium, and France. This bunker is overlooking the beach near Cap Ferrat, west of Bordeaux. As I stood there looking at this bunker, I couldn't help but think of the trillions of dollars that is spent just to kill someone else, and how that money could be better spent to house the homeless and feed the hungry. But then again, the war profiteers wouldn't be getting richer, if that were the case. To quote the band War "War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing."
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Today I drove upriver passing through the vineyards famous for Sauterne w**e, to the village of Sainte-Croix-du-Mont. My...
30/09/2026

Today I drove upriver passing through the vineyards famous for Sauterne w**e, to the village of Sainte-Croix-du-Mont. My mission was to see the Huitres Fossiles (oyster fossils) which date back 22 million years. On the same site is the Chateau de Tastes which was the home of the Tastes family since at least the early 13th century. After that, reversing course, I followed narrow village lanes and curvy vineyard roads past Saint-Emilion, to the town of Blaye which is famous for it's Citadelle. Perched high on the banks of the Gironde river, in it's estuary, it was a first line of defense against sea attacks directed at Bordeaux. Built by Vauban in the 17th century, it's unique design made it difficult to breach. It has 1.5km of ramparts which served as a garrison for the French military. Inside there was a convent, prison, barracks, powder magazine, and housed 1,500 soldiers. What made this Citadelle difficult to breach was it's 2 moat design. After fighting past the first ramparts, loosing men, equipment and likely suffering from fatigue, the invaders found themselves facing yet a second moat and even stronger fortifications. All along my drive I stopped and took photos of ancient churches and even a Templar Church. I definitely want to go back because there's still so much more to see.

Close your eyes and image sitting by the water, moored boats as far as the eye can see, the smell of the sea, oyster boa...
28/09/2026

Close your eyes and image sitting by the water, moored boats as far as the eye can see, the smell of the sea, oyster boats unloading fresh farmed oysters only 100' away. Can you smell it? Can you taste it? Now, open your eyes and experience the Village de l'Herbe on the Bassin de Arcachon. Is there anything better?
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I've been to Paris more times than I can count, but this is only my third trip to Bordeaux, and only the second time I'v...
26/09/2026

I've been to Paris more times than I can count, but this is only my third trip to Bordeaux, and only the second time I've had time to really explore the city. I have to admit, it's the total opposite of Paris. The vibe is cool, stress free and relaxed. I think this is my new favorite big city in France. The architecture and food alone makes it a bucket list destination.

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Every Saturday, all around France, each village and city has an open-air market. Visited by tourists too, these Marchรฉs ...
26/09/2026

Every Saturday, all around France, each village and city has an open-air market. Visited by tourists too, these Marchรฉs are a staple for the locals because this is where they stock up on fresh products for the week ahead. The products are always fresh and come from local producers, farmers, etc. They are not full of hormones, chemicals, or preservatives. This is how we're meant to eat and live. It's a shame America has gotten away from that.

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A visit to Saint-Emilion wouldn't be complete without a w**e tasting and tour. I stopped into the Union de Producteurs d...
25/09/2026

A visit to Saint-Emilion wouldn't be complete without a w**e tasting and tour. I stopped into the Union de Producteurs de Saint-Emilion for just that reason. I like w**e, but I really enjoy the process of taking it from the vine to the bottle. Ok, I may have picked up a couple bottles too. **elover **etasting
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Today I find myself sitting in the shade of a large tree, under an umbrella in the Place de la Poste, in the beautiful v...
25/09/2026

Today I find myself sitting in the shade of a large tree, under an umbrella in the Place de la Poste, in the beautiful village of Saint-Emilion. I'm enjoying one of my favorite classic French dishes Confit de Canard with Potatoes Sarladaise. Of course I'm washing it down with a glass of rosรฉ. Life is good. C'est si bon.
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I was dying for some fresh Arcachon Bay Oysters and Chai Nina did not disappoint. With a well deserved 4.9 Google rating...
24/09/2026

I was dying for some fresh Arcachon Bay Oysters and Chai Nina did not disappoint. With a well deserved 4.9 Google rating, it was worth a drive from Bordeaux. Matias and Louise took great care of me. I will definitely be going back.

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Always fun to see the great pyramids of Giza from above.       Egypt ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ ู…ุตุฑ Travel | Hotels | Food | Tips Craft Charcute...
23/09/2026

Always fun to see the great pyramids of Giza from above.

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