Lords Safaris

05/07/2025

What at trip with mates again.

22/06/2025

An ode from a very happy and very talented guest/ wordsmith - Thank you Rowan Woods ( 19th June 2025)

Kakadu Man

Rumour has it, up Kakadu way
There’s a crocodile man, “he Sab they say”
He grew up there and then one day
His family took him “a little bit long way”

To boarding school in Sydney town
He was bound for Bellevue Hill
The Scotts school it was calling him
He was heading for renown

He met a bloke named Craig down there,
A half back and a cox
He was a friendly little smiley bloke and he had ginger locks

From Condo town, another came, a bloke they nick named fudge,
His name was Rob and he was brown, and he didn’t
hold a grudge.

These three amigos, formed a bond, a brotherhood of sorts - a friendship for “a little bit long time”.

As well as Rugby they did purport that Rowing was a favoured sport
Stroke, stroke, stroke their cox (sorry, missed a comma)
Their cox was Craig, from the second eight he was.

Winding forward some several years
The name of Lord comes in to view
A business made by showing others
Arnhem Land and Kakadu
Sab did well, he made lots
But never forgot the boys from Scotts

And so we all are here today
On Lords Safaris final frey
A promise made to the boys one day
That a special tour would come their way

We now find our education
More complete and true
Sab has really done the job
Some examples; just a few.

Morning is the time of day that happens after 3.00, (am) and even
Afternoon it seems, begins at 5.15 (am)

A tent is just for wusses,
Designed to house the weak
And those who went to Riverview are just some kind of freak.

Porcelain is for pu**ys, a shovel’s all you need he thinks
and changing clothes is optional, as is washing when you stinks

For ailments just call Dr Sab, a cure is at hand,
For stomach cramps and diorhea, he’ll prescribe that you eat sand.

Don’t fear about a cough or cold, or a rash down in your pants, old Dr Sab will just prescribe a mouthful of green ants.

And do not fear a menstrual pain, or a headache or a sweat,
There’s a bush for that, a leaf or branch, or some taste you won’t forget.

Despite his very many faults,
Sab has made his mark
And if anyone wants to argue this
Well, he doesn’t give a fark

We thank you Sab, it’s been a treat
We’re glad you’ve had the balls
But we all know, as you do too, a new adventure calls

As the sun sets low on Lords Safaris late of Kakadu,
In a land across the sea
There’s a new adventure calling you And your darling Ann Marie.

23/04/2025

One seat remaining ! Last call for a Kimberley adventurer to join one of Sab’s last tours - PM us now !

KIMBERLEY ADVENTURE AWAITS!
Join Sab Lord on a journey of a lifetime, departing Kununurra 20th May and arriving in Broome 29th May.
Limited spots left! Take advantage of our last-minute deal. Contact us: [email protected]

16/04/2025

Seeing Leichhardt’s grasshoppers up close requires patience and persistence. They are visible during the tropical summer, although numbers fluctuate significantly each year.
The best place to spot them is on pityrodia bushes in the Stone Country around the Arnhem Land escarpment. Sab found these two snuggling up today while taking guests on tour 🍀

07/04/2025

KIMBERLEY ADVENTURE AWAITS!
Join Sab Lord on a journey of a lifetime, departing Kununurra 20th May and arriving in Broome 29th May.
Limited spots left! Take advantage of our last-minute deal. Contact us: [email protected]

03/03/2025

Let one of our amazing guides show you the true beauty of the Top End 💛 Get in touch with us to secure your spot with Lords as we embark on our final tour season 💻

Embark on a true Aussie outback safari! 🧡

Join Lords Safaris to explore Kakadu & Arnhemland: https://australianwildlifejourneys.com/wildlife-operator/lords-kakadu-and-arnhem-land-safaris/tour/three-day-peek-kakadu-and-arnhem-land

23/02/2025

We currently have 2 seats available on our 6 day Ultimate Luxury Safari which takes guests to Davidson's Arnhemland Safari and Bamurru Plains departing 31st August 2025. (Note: this is a shared tour with max 4 guests)

With this year being the last season for Lords don’t let missing out on a tour with us be something to regret! Get in touch with us to secure your spot on one of our amazing and memorable tours.

19/02/2025

There is something quite spectacular watching a wet season storm brewing. This is viewing from Yellow Waters Billabong, Kakadu.

11/02/2025

I think someone is watching you 👀🐃

The water buffalo known for getting up to 1200kg is found particularly in the floodplains and wetlands. One of the main places you can capture the staring eyes is on a 4wd tour or an exhilarating airboat ride whilst at .

03/02/2025

At Lords Private camp, you will get to experience glamping with that added touch of rustic with all your meals cooked over an open fire by one of our amazing guides while you sit back and enjoy the beautiful nature that surrounds you 🔥🏕

21/01/2025

We have an opening for an amazing opportunity to work for Kakadu & Arnhemlands longest run family business - We at Lords Safaris are seeking a tour guide for June - September 2025 with excellent above award wages and conditions, great team environment and overall getting to work in the best places the Top End has to offer. Will mainly operate within Kakadu, Bamurru Plains and Davidsons Arnhemland Safari Camp. Necessary requirements and must haves: Kakadu Tour Guide Knowledge Course, h endorsement on drivers licence and first aid (Added bonus a coxswain license). Interested or want more information contact us at [email protected].

13/01/2025