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03/01/2024

Heslo hoomans. Oreo here.
I is grumpy. I is really grumpy, at everyone and everything.
Stoopid sawn off sister does fancy pants sit. I doing snooze minding my own business. She does sit, on my friggn head.
I do muffled yells.
Hooman has nice looking dinner. I ask if I may have some. He say it not doggo food.
I relocate a bit.
Holy crap. Spicy. Du***ss. That's not doggo food.
Sawn off sister has excavated a crater.
All of the over burden(

01/01/2024

Heslo hoomans. Oreo here.
So hooman toss us into houndie mobile and we goes to offlead area at Kent St.
Not many dogs there.
3 dogs that sound like broken carpet sucky machines. Apparently they spose to be like that. 1 sawn off houndie .... like really sawn off, like its about 35cm tall, and 1 normal size houndie.
No real zoomies, just a wander and sniff.
We goto cafe and meet a greyhound x koolie.
Imagine a dog the size and pace of a whippy, with the stamina of a kelpie.
Friggn nightmare.
Hooman sister come round yesterday.
I do bag inspection, then security sniff.
Red alert. Sister smells like vegetables, and by vegetables I means donuts.
Where mine.
Sister say she hasn't got any for us.
Me being head of security, i take it upon myself to es**rt sister out door and punt her ass over fence. Next time bring donuts.
Sister say I'm roood.
Hooman say was hilarious.
Sawn off sister sitting on couch watching show eating popcorn.
I go boot sawn off sister off my beanie bag and do floppity flop.

01/01/2024

Hesloo everyboody. Gracie here.
Now is well known hooman is ex cheffer.
I'm wondering which pet sematary he got this recipe.
Bloody chooky coming back to life.
Was really nom though.
New years quiet.
Hooman being the right rager he is was in bed by 9. I was in bed by about 1pm after lunch.
Big brother make resolution to be nicer to hooman. Mmm okay.
Big brother wanted to go outside this morning. Hooman blocking door.
Big brother be like ... suck it in fat boy ... please.
So much better.
I didn't make any resolutions.
I'm already perfect.
Hooman will remain the same grumpy but loveable slightly re****ed individual.
He my hooman, I allowed to say that.
If you say it, I send Big brother round and he s**t in your shoes.
Now our meal policy is McBoofhead get fed inside, I get fed outside and hooman close screendoor. This is to help stop the 4 legged vacuum cleaner sucking up my dinner.
This works well, but hooman forget I'm outside, so I've learnt to do yells.
Kinda pitiful little yells.
As opposed to McBoofhead when he get stuck outside will just head butt door to get attention. Sharp as a bowling ball that one.
Time to go do demi plie on beanie bag and do snooze.

31/12/2023

Heslo hoomans. Oreo here.
Just when I think hooman might be smarter than your average jellybean, he restores my faith and does something stoopid.
So he doing number 2's into my second water bowl. So gross.
He get caught short with paper.
Oreo, come here.
I toddle over.
Goto the laundry in the cupboard. Get the toilet rolls.
No hablas inglaise
Toilet rolls. Go get them.
I be like .... do I look like friggn Lassie.
You want me to whip up some cornbread while I'm there. Just drag your butt on the carpet like we do.
Hooman say bad words.
Meh. Sounds like a him problem.
I go do snooze.

30/12/2023

Heslo hoomans. Oreo here.
I manage to relocate phone from sawn off sister.
Errrmuhgerd.
She playing bloody candy crush.
SMH
So is well known I is a small horse, and I is affectionate ... aka sooky boy.
So when I'm allowed on big bed, hooman say I takes up too much room.
I may or may not stretch out and leave hooman with about 10 inches.
Now hooman is not a small lad.
That would mean there is a portion of 1 butt cheek hanging out the side.
Now stoopid hooman perhaps isn't as stoopid as he looks.
He move his pillow to middle of bed then call me up for cuddle.
Errrmuhgerd. 3 inches of my tail hanging off bed.(I does have a very long tail)
I tries to stretch out. Hooman has his butt cemented in place like the Atlantic wall of ww2.
I rings alphabet people that looks after doggos. I get recorded message.
They in bloody Exmouth on holidays.
Hope the wind blows them into next week.
Only one thing I can do.
Game of fart tennis.
I fart. He fart. I fart. He fart. I fart. He no fart. I win. He need to move.
Noone tell him the rools. He boot me off.
He say imma smelly ass furry bag of elbows.
Sooo roood. I go do floppity flop and does sulk on my beanie bag.

28/12/2023

Heslo hoomans. Oreo here.
Hooman been up for 5mins and he's grumpy already.
Not my fault.
I blame sawn off sister, catto mafia, tree huggin hippy vegans, global warming, lycra cyclists. Anyone but me really.
So hooman get up and I may or may not have fogged out the house while he sleep.
He does yells. He say bad words. Lots of them.
He chase me round with flowery spray and tie little smelly tree onto my tail.
Soo roood.
Anyhoo.
I give hooman abit of a hard time but sometimes he can surprise me.
He's a bit different and does things his own way but he is a good person.
Take yesterday for example.
He on way home from work. He goto Mcnuggie store for snack.
He order his nuggies(nothing for us ... soo roood). Car behind him full of mcferals yelling abuse at order girl.
This go on for awhile.
Hooman goto window and pay, then say he like to pay for car behind. He get receipt and goto next window.
He get his nuggies, then show receipt and get car behind food as well.
Car behind sit in queue for no reason. Hahaha. Hooman is my hero.
Hooman say don't be a mcferal.
Too much ugly in the world, be better person.
Sawn off sister not the only one that has culture. I go do a jeté en tournant, land it then do snooze.

28/12/2023

Hesloo everyboody. Gracie here.
Wouldn't say I was grumpy, I was more put out today.
Now hooman get carpet sucky machine out today and he moved my bed.
Errrmuhgerd.
Big brother introduce me to the alphabet people who looks after doggos.
I tells man what hooman has done.
Man ask does room need the carpet sucky machine.
I tells man there is queue of palaeontologists lining up to fossick .
Man says carpet sucky machine is needed.
Worst 10 minutes of my life.
Nowhere to lie down.
But my bed is back, and I'm showing big brother how to do a proper roachie roach and how to do proper comfort groans.
Big brother say the volume of my comfort groans is exceptional, but my timing is out. Need to wait until hooman puts a movie on.
I go do an upside down demi plie and do snooze.

27/12/2023

Heslo hoomans. Oreo here.
I is grumpy.
I try to be nice to hooman and sawn off sister.
I wait till sister awake before I goes say heslo.
I go see hooman and try to give him boops.
Hooman be like ... you gotta bo**er on your head.
Errrmuhgerd.
FML

27/12/2023

Heslo hoomans. Oreo here.
Now is well known I is big tuff houndie.
I eat concrete and p*e na**lm.
My photo pics will back me up here.
Total bad ass.
I would go do a floppity flop, but that would require moving, and that requires effort.