KWB Ghost Tours

KWB Ghost Tours We here at KWB are a group in the north-west coast of tasmania doing ghost tours and experiences. We

27/08/2021

video: ghost whisperer corey extracting the evil out of his friend coleman.

this technique is usually done with leaves but corey uses tissues because it is more absorbent. this ritual called barnet gråter originated in ancient norway, the norwegians did this when they thought someone in their clan has been taken over by evil spirits.
last night corey claimed coleman was taken over by evil spirits when he started dancing more sensual than usual. corey thought this was a red flag since it was more alluring to him than the previous dances. another aspect that coleman was possessed was he started buying a lot of geese on the facebook marketplace. buying geese is a sign of devious overconsumption and the norwegians believe that geese are the devil’s servants.

corey explained this morning, “everything just adds up, he was possessed and he probably still is. i would keep an eye on mr. coleman tonight.”

SHEEP: A poem by Corey Halli look into the eye of the sheep.the eye you scream.i am half it seems. when i see the dirt. ...
26/08/2021

SHEEP: A poem by Corey Hall
i look into the eye of the sheep.
the eye you scream.
i am half it seems.
when i see the dirt.
when i see you hurt.
we look through the eye of the sheep.

picture taken in leith btw. any photography inquiries contact me personally on facebook. my profile picture is the one with me in a black hoodie. btw this is not part of the poem. - c.h

CONGRATULATIONS  ❤️
11/08/2021

CONGRATULATIONS ❤️

hi mate, it’s corey here. today we are giving away this limited edition dvd ellen degeneres comedy show. it’s so hilario...
07/08/2021

hi mate, it’s corey here. today we are giving away this limited edition dvd ellen degeneres comedy show. it’s so hilarious. i will draw the lucky winner on wednesday at noon.
to enter this once in lifetime opportunity:
👻: like this post
👻: for a second chance comment a friend you would watch it with
good luck ghouls
- corey

good evening everyone, it’s adam here. i’m assuming everyone has seen my recent post about my bus driving. this photo is...
25/07/2021

good evening everyone,
it’s adam here. i’m assuming everyone has seen my recent post about my bus driving. this photo is me a few nights ago with ed sheeran outside the parliament square protesting about my dismissal. even though there was just the two of us and the paparazzi it made a big difference in the company. corey and the team negotiated my place and created a new role for me. i am now officially the ghost break dancer. my break dancing will occur during a intermission at the tour. this is a new path in my life and i hope to hold all your hands while i take you on this dancing journey with me ☺️
- the hog 🕺

hello everyone, i am going to step down from my ghost whispering duties for a few days due to a rude customer we got yes...
11/07/2021

hello everyone,
i am going to step down from my ghost whispering duties for a few days due to a rude customer we got yesterday.
these photos captured by seth the tour guide explains it all.
first photo: little margot robbie (yes the one from neighbours) pulled my hoodie and wanted me to teach her how to ghost whisper. i ignored her and continued whispering to the ghostlings.
second photo: little margot asks again in a more threatening manner. i tell her it is something you can’t learn and you have to be born with the gift.
third photo: margot swings me around the ghost shed with an evil grin.
i am very traumatised. i will be back soon. this is not forever. but take this as an example of what not to do. 😢
- corey

BREAKING THE SILENCE:hi everyone, it’s been a while since you’ve heard from me (it’s ben btw). i never thought i would h...
08/07/2021

BREAKING THE SILENCE:
hi everyone, it’s been a while since you’ve heard from me (it’s ben btw). i never thought i would have to defend myself but here i am…

i have been getting a lot of slander for attending mark zuckerberg’s halloween in july party. comments like “fascist” “alien lover” “simp” “suck up” “facebook lover” and “beanbag the mean bag” really hurt my feelings. i am none of those insults. also yes it is strange to have a halloween party in july. mark says “you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. if you guys were the inventors of halloween in july, you'd have invented halloween in july.” i don’t want to elaborate further on what he means by this.

sometimes you have to attend the party of the creator of facebook to get your business promoted. sometimes you have to attend his barbecue and eat his sweet baby ray ribs. either way you have to keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

i apologise for this scandal. i can not disclose anything further. just know that i am doing this for the business.
- ben the ghost critic

“you’ve got a friend in me.” 🍬yes, the rumours are correct. i have been hanging out with leonardo dicaprio. you may know...
06/07/2021

“you’ve got a friend in me.” 🍬
yes, the rumours are correct. i have been hanging out with leonardo dicaprio. you may know him from movies like titanic, the wolf of wall street, inception or (my personal favourite) critters 3. we talked about climate change and paranormal activity (not the movie, leo is not in that one). leo and i plan on making our ghost tours more eco friendly and sustainable by firing our bus driver. we will now only do walking tours no cars or buses. however, leo did request i do some ghost whispering in his private jet but that does not count.
we also will not sell or offer plastic products to our fans and participants.
another implementation for the environment that leo suggested was only girls under 25 can attend ghost tours. most of the staff disagreed with this rule and we are confused to how it would affect the environment. so do not worry that rule has not passed since ghost tours are for everyone of every age. we don’t discriminate.
we promise to try our best to keep our company green and sustainable with the help of our good friend
- corey ghost whisperer

MEME: when the ghouls sends shivers down your spine 🤣🤣🤣
23/06/2021

MEME: when the ghouls sends shivers down your spine 🤣🤣🤣

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Saturday 6pm - 2am
Sunday 6pm - 2am

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