Ceci N'est Pas Bruxelles

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Ceci N'est Pas Bruxelles

Extraordinary walking tours by a rather sh*tty guide. Ever wanted to go on a completely made up walking tour through the city centre of Brussels? Seriously.

Welcome!

'Ceci N'est Pas Bruxelles' offers exciting and confusing walking tours in Brussels. A version of Brussels that does not exist. Everything the guide will tell you is utter bu****it. Don't believe a word he says. You will get no accurate information whatsoever on the city of Brussels. But you will have a lot of fun!

15/01/2019

Only 4 spots left on our English tour this saturday. Join us while you still can!

Brussel - Bullsh*t-walk with a nonsensical guide. I'm a 26-year old Emmy-award-winning guy who likes eating Belgian Fries and telling lies. And that’s exactly what I do: I make up things for a living. My main job is to make TV-shows. In the last show I created I made a woman believe she became the...

18/12/2018

You now can book the tour as an individual trough
Airbnb-experiences. Join me and my silly jokes soon!

10/11/2018

The umbrella of our tour guide is green.
That and many other lies await you in our tour.

Book now for your group!
http://www.cecinestpasbruxelles.be

30/03/2018

Did you know that Le Botanique is a famous spot for believers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Me neither, but I would love to tell you one day on a tour what the real story of the flying spaghetti monster in Brussels is.

22/06/2017

Your guide might have been drunk wen this picture was taken, but this is a review of our tour by BILL.

Ceci n'est pas Bruxelles...

14/06/2017

Don't forget to buy your tickets for Expo 58!

Just kidding, you're 59 years too late, but you can still buy tickets for sunday's The Lonely Lie Tour (IN DUTCH!) on:
http://www.cecinestpasbruxelles.be/lonely-lie-tour/

07/06/2017

Manneken P*s has invented the fortune cookie. Chinese tourists still worship him for the boldest commercial move in Chinese cuisine.

Find out more on our tour on june 18!

04/06/2017

Rumour has it this scene from the first Harry Potter movie was shot in Brussels. Find out where on The Lonely Lie Tour.

Get your tickets for the 18th of june now!
http://www.cecinestpasbruxelles.be/lonely-lie-tour/

Harry Potter's first flying lesson with Madam H***h.

28/05/2017

Do you want to know which scenes of Titanic were shot in Brussels? Then join The Lonely Lie Tour on june 18 and find out!

More info: http://www.cecinestpasbruxelles.be/lonely-lie-tour/

20/05/2017

The group of today who helped celebrating the invention of the rainbow together with thousands of Brusseleirs.

19/05/2017

During this weekend's Belgian Gay Pride @ Bruxelles we will host a private tour, the group is in for a treat!

You can still join our public tour on june 18: https://www.facebook.com/events/679018522285438??ti=ia

14/05/2017

These are the people that joined our very first Lonely Lie Tour.

Join us for the next one on june 18. More info: http://www.cecinestpasbruxelles.be/lonely-lie-tour/

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http://www.cecinestpasbruxelles.be/

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