10/12/2026
🇮🇹🚽 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BIDET SITUATION IN ITALY?! 🤣
Okay, so when I was in Italy, there was something that left me with more questions than answers!
The bidets!
Now, I knew what a bidet was. I knew what it was for. That wasn't the problem! 😂
It was those little towels sitting beside them that had me questioning EVERYTHING! 😳
Like... WHAT was the towel situation?!
🤣 Did everyone get their own personal bum towel?
🤣 Were we supposed to SHARE these things?! Because I had some SERIOUS concerns about that!
🤣 Was there an assigned bum towel hook? And how was I supposed to know I wasn't using someone else's?!
🤣 Was I supposed to just leave it on the floor afterward?! Because that didn't seem right either!
🤣 Or were they disposable? Because let me tell you, those little towels didn't look cheap! I couldn't imagine the hotel tossing them out after every bum!
And if they WEREN'T disposable... WHO WAS WASHING ALL THESE BUM TOWELS?! 🤣
These are actual pictures from our hotel bathrooms in Italy! Notice that little white towel hanging above the bidet in the second picture? THAT was the source of my confusion! 😂
I mean, the Italians had this whole bidet thing figured out, and there I was, standing in the bathroom staring at a tiny towel like I was investigating a crime scene!
I travelled all the way to Italy, figured out the trains, navigated three cities and survived the language barrier... but apparently a tiny towel hanging over a bidet was where my intelligence reached its limit! 🤣
And the funniest part? I came home without ever figuring out the proper bum towel protocol!
Seriously, I NEED ANSWERS! Was there some sort of Italian Bum Towel Orientation that I missed at check-in?! 😂🇮🇹