05/15/2026
🏆🐾 EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 🐾🏆
After careful consideration (and a few treat-based negotiations), we are proud to announce that our Office Dog has been named Employee of the Month!
Congratulations to BEATRICE, our Employee of the Month!
Why, you ask?
✔️ Exceptional bum-wagging morale support
✔️ Expert-level floor crumb cleanup
✔️ Outstanding performance in greeting every visitor like a VIP
✔️ Consistent dedication to napping through stressful meetings
✔️ Leading the team in stretching exercising, correcting everyone's downward dog
Management did note a few minor concerns… including interrupting phone calls for ear scratches, unauthorized squeaky toy interruptions, and demanding extra refreshment breaks. But honestly, those are just leadership qualities.
Congratulations to our top performer! Compensation includes extra treats, a new bone, and unlimited access to the executive nap station. 🦴🐶