05/31/2026
🚨 MISSING PERSON REPORT 🚨
We are currently searching for a group known as the June Vacationers.
Last seen saying:
“We should probably book something.”
Witnesses report they have spent the past several weeks:
• Comparing destinations
• Sending links back and forth
• Opening vacation tabs they never finish
• Telling themselves they’ll book it tomorrow
Authorities believe time is running out.
If you know the whereabouts of any June Vacationers, please direct them immediately to The Vagabond before availability disappears.
🚨 CURRENTLY AVAILABLE 🚨
☀️ June 5 - 7
☀️ June 8 - 12
☀️ June 12 - 15
Don’t become another unsolved summer case.
Licence #: LIC-2026-0145