12/18/2025
Part 3 of Things We Say on Game Drives.
Giraffes casually minding their business while we lose ours.
“Hello baby.”
“Excuse me, kind sir.”
“Oh my god they’re posing.”
“This is amazing.”
Some people whisper. Some people stay quiet.
I apparently greet giraffes like old friends and emotionally process their life updates in real time.
Hey, if it has long legs and eyelashes… I’m calling it “baby.”
No regrets. 😂😂😂