06/05/2026
Captain's Log, Stardate: Unexpected.
While conducting a routine exploration of the Trek Station's Space Display, Quacktain Kirk made a remarkable discovery...
A previously unknown duck species.
Initial observations indicate the creature is small, silent, and appears to be made entirely of translucent matter.
Current mission objectives include:
🖖 Establishing peaceful relations
🖖 Determining whether it is friend or foe
🖖 Resisting the urge to adopt it immediately
🖖 Not causing an intergalactic incident
Scientists are calling the discovery Anas Quacktus Minor. The Quacktain is calling it "Steve."
Further updates pending. ✨