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24/05/2023

If you had to buy a car in Colombia, would it be a tiny one like everyone else or would you go for the bigass SUV or truck? Would it be an automatic?

23/05/2023

Piedad Cordoba is...

a) An NGO promoting euthanasia in Cordoba
b) A type of head scarf
c) A long time senator
d) A Monteria sanctuary
e) What a lying, cheating guy said to his wife Cordoba before she killed him
f) All of the above
g) None of the above

22/05/2023

Where do you go to buy furniture here? Location, please, for the benefit of other members.

21/05/2023

A*o Miniso???

The store chain that is so Japanese is actually Chinese owned!

There's a lot of these shops here in malls. Might not make much difference in the end, but if it does, consider its nearest clone Olala...not sure who owns them, still looking!

15/05/2023

Bye Bye Viva Air!

After much talk of a merger with Avianca, Viva Air announced that it wasn't going to happen and it was going out of business.

No word of any relief for the remaining 500,000 or so ticketholders.

12/05/2023

Sample Questions from a Colombian Written Driver's Exam (translated)

12. A red sign or an unbroken line at the intersection with the word PARE means what?

a) Come to a full Stop
b) Stop only if you feel like it, which you never will.
c) Completely ignore, even the cops do!
d) Nobody knows! Some idiot bureaucrats wasted billions of pesos on these silly decorations!

17. A nun and a priest are halfway across the intersection walking on a zebra and you just rightfully ignored the stop sign coming in the opposite direction. What should do?

a) Come to a full stop and let them get safely to the other side of the street
b) Call them idiots out loud and gun for them for being so stupid. No worries, if you hit them, just keep going.
c) Come to a full stop only if the nun is attractive (or the priest depending on your preference)
d) Ask for absolution before exercising your divine right as a motorist and ploughing ahead.
e) What the hell are they doing on a zebra? Shouldn't she be riding a donkey?

23. You're in a minor accident on a major roadway. What do you do?

a) Put your vehicle on the shoulder, exchange insurance information then resume your journey.
b) Leave your vehicle in the middle of the road, call the police exaggerating the accident's gravity and blaming the driver of the car you collided with (maybe fake a neck injury). You'll cause a massive traffic jam, but how is that your problem?
c) Flee the scene since you don't have your SOAT
d) Insult the other driver and beat him with one of the empty Poker bottles in your car.

10/05/2023

Where I came from, going to the dentist is well, like going to the dentist! Here, I find the quality of work is good and cost minimal. What say you?

08/05/2023

Which best describes the average Voluntary (not for job) expat: a) Adventurer, b) Non-conformist, c) Misfit, d) Unhinged, e) Bored, f) Fleeing

07/05/2023

The Weather in Medellin has been beautiful for a week now...this is what we signed-up for!

03/05/2023

Many are choosing Colombia to retire. If that's you, what motivated your move here?

02/05/2023

This group is designed to provide actionable information about all of Colombia! Those of you who don't live in Medellin -- we want your local intel!!

29/04/2023

What type of business would you like to start in Colombia? (Ex: restaurant, airbnb)

27/04/2023

Moving to Colombia? Anything you find confusing about the process? Renting, buying, immigration, importing, etc.?

24/04/2023

Señor Manners Colombian Charm School Quiz:

A local person you don't know says "buenos dias" as he passes you.
Do you:
a) Say nothing and keep on trucking,
b) Say "Hola parce, todo bien o no?",
c) Say Buenos dias,
d) Ask "Nos conocemos?!"

21/04/2023

Call to y'all! Did you visit, or do you live in, an area OTHER than Medellin? Share your photos and tips! Everybody will love you for it!

17/04/2023

Colombia in Pictures.
Colombian Time...

16/04/2023

What the heck is an Oblea?

It's a large thin wafer that Colombians love. They smear arequipe on it and other sweet stuff.

For some gringos it might seem to have a texture like styrofoam, but you know what they say...don't knock until you tried it, and if you tried it, don't knock it, just don't eat it...

01/11/2022

It happened ...the US dollar crossed the 5000 peso barrier. What happens next to the battered peso?

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