06/08/2025
FOR SALE: A Story of Passion, Betrayal, and Three Tragically Beautiful Electric Pickups.
This isn't a used car ad. This is an opportunity to own a legend.
The Dream:
It began with a vision. To bring a fleet of the world's smallest, coolest, and most eco-friendly electric pickup trucks to Curaçao. We ordered three pioneers directly from the factory: two in a stunning, vibrant turquoise—twins, destined for a life of sunny adventures—and one in a pure, innocent white. They were loaded into a container and began their epic journey across the ocean, dreaming of the Dushi Life.
The Betrayal:
But the sea is a long and lonely place. Unseen in the darkness of the container, a jealous rage was brewing. The white one, perhaps feeling overshadowed by the vibrant beauty of its siblings, broke free from its restraints. What followed was a rampage of twisted metal and shattered dreams. For weeks, it unleashed its fury on the unsuspecting turquoise twins, turning their shared vessel into a prison of chaos and destruction.
The Result:
Upon arrival in Curaçao, we opened the container not to a fleet of dreams, but to a crime scene. A static monument to what could have been. Three "brand-new" pioneers, now united forever in their tragic state as a "total loss."
The Opportunity for You:
We are selling this legend. As is. Where is.
What you are bidding on is not three vehicles, but a story.
An incredible art installation waiting to happen.
The world's most interesting DJ booth or poolside bar.
The ultimate, conversation-starting garden planters for a hotel or restaurant.
A challenge for a mechanical genius who believes one phoenix can rise from the ashes of three.
The Deal:
We are selling them to the highest bidder. You can bid on a single, tragic hero, or on the complete, inseparable collection.
Your bid should include two things: your price, and your vision for their next chapter.
The Philosophy:
At Tommy Coconut, we believe in the Dushi Life. And the Dushi Life means that even our failures are more interesting than other people's successes. This container could have been a financial disaster. Instead, it's just another great story.
Now, it's your turn to own a piece of it.
To submit your bid and your vision, reply to this ad or message us directly.
(Serious inquiries from buyers with a sense of humor and imagination only.)