13/10/2026
Confession time. I am 1000% a card carrying nerd.
I'm heading back to Venice and Florence next month, and I've been disappearing down some magnificent historical rabbit holes.
Did you know Venetian glassmaking was once so valuable that the Republic threatened severe punishment (achem- death or blinding) for artisans who took their secrets abroad?
Or that women on Burano spent generations creating impossibly intricate lace entirely by hand?
And Venice's nickname, *La Serenissima*—The Most Serene Republic? A local once told me it was because the government punished criminals so harshly that nobody dared disturb the peace...and after seeing some of the public punishment sites, it was pretty easy to believe.
Historically, it's a bit more complicated, but I LOVE that explanation.
And don't even get me started on Florence and the Medici. The money! The art! The political intrigue! THE DRAMAAAAAAA.
Meanwhile, over in Venice, fashionable noblewomen were parading around on platform shoes called chopines that could reach FIFTEEN INCHES HIGH—or even taller.
Ostensibly, they kept their beautiful clothes out of the filthy streets, but they also advertised wealth and status. Some women needed attendants just to help them walk.
Because apparently, being rich enough to require assistance WALKING was the ultimate fashion statement.
Fashion is pain, baby.
I love knowing the stories behind beautiful places.
Sure, I want to sit beside a canal sipping an Aperol Spritz.
**I ALSO WANT TO KNOW WHO BUILT THE CANAL AND WHETHER SOMEONE WAS MURDERED OVER A PROPERTY DISPUTE IN 1523.**
You know. Normal vacation stuff.
Someday, when I have a little more time, I hope to bring REW Editions to life: small-group adventures for fellow curious weirdos who want to nerd out over history, meet extraordinary artisans, eat fabulous food, drink excellent w**e, and laugh their way through the world. Above all, to laugh.
Curated journeys for the endlessly curious.
Tell me, are you a vacation nerd too? Because I have a feeling we could get into some delightful trouble together.
And as always...
Don't forget to find the fun.
— REW