15/07/2026
Ladies and gentlemen…
We regret to inform you that the van has suffered a catastrophic incident.
It has…
shrunk.
Not a little bit.
Not “oh that looks smaller in the photo.”
No — properly, dramatically, cartoon‑style shrunk.
One minute it was a proud, full‑sized van.
The next minute it’s basically the fun‑sized version you’d get in a Kinder Surprise.
While the van is away being re‑inflated, re‑hydrated, re‑grown, or whatever it is mechanics do when they look at a vehicle and say “yeah mate, that’s not right,” we’ve taken to the roads in this smaller stunt‑double car.
We even recreated one of our classic landmark shots with it…
because Triple A doesn’t stop just because the van decided to cosplay as a hatchback.
Don’t worry — the service is the same.
The chaos is the same.
The drivers are the same.
Only the car is… slightly less majestic.
We’re hoping the van dries out and returns to its original size next week.