04/09/2026
Walking with a small group into the grounds of Glastonbury Abbey is something I have done so many times over the years that, by now, the opening sequence has become almost ritualistic. There are certain things I do automatically, like a pilot going through a pre-flight checklist, although with considerably less responsibility for the lives of the passengers and considerably more concern about whether anyone has remembered where they left their reading glasses. We arrive, I exchange the customary pleasantries with the receptionist, smile as though I have not had exactly the same conversation with exactly the same enthusiasm on dozens of previous occasions, and then, before we venture through the little archway into the abbey precinct, I perform what has become one of the most important pieces of guiding advice I have ever developed. I tell everyone to use the lavatories. It is not glamorous, it is not particularly historical and it certainly will not appear in any guidebook, but after years of experience I have learned that nothing destroys the contemplative atmosphere of a medieval ruin quite so efficiently as a member of the group whispering urgently that they really should have gone before we entered….. Having dealt with this essential modern inconvenience, I usually gather everyone around the famous Glastonbury Thorn, explain its extraordinary association with Joseph of Arimathea and the traditions surrounding the tree, and then, with a mixture of deliberate mischief and long-established habit, walk straight past the enormous cross ( ignoring it completely) standing nearby as though it were an item of garden furniture that had somehow been left behind by the previous occupants.
Everything appeared perfectly normal that particular morning, and yet almost immediately I had the strange feeling that something was not quite right.… It was difficult to identify at first because nothing obvious appeared to be wrong. The abbey was still there, the ancient ruins were still there, the grass was still green, and the Somerset sky was doing its usual impression of having forgotten whether it was supposed to rain or shine. Yet there, inside the small entrance arch and positioned almost directly opposite the Thorn, was a large white marquee. It looked conspicuously out of place, like someone had decided that a medieval ruin required a temporary conference centre. I wondered whether there might be a wedding taking place, although there was something strangely discreet about the arrangement. There were no guests wandering around in finery, no anxious-looking bridegroom practising his breathing exercises and, most importantly from my perspective, none of the familiar costumed interpreters standing in carefully chosen locations ready to ambush unsuspecting visitors with several hundred years of history. The absence of the usual docents was particularly noticeable. I had become accustomed to seeing them strategically positioned around the site like medieval snipers, patiently waiting for someone to approach so that they could spring into action with a fascinating fact about monastic life, medieval cooking or the unfortunate consequences of having one’s head chopped off.
Still, I carried on with my routine because a tour guide learns very early that if something looks slightly peculiar, the safest course of action is often to pretend that it does not exist. There are limits to curiosity when you are responsible for a group of people, particularly when those people have entrusted you with their holiday and are expecting you to know what is going on. We passed through the entrance and into the remains of what had once been one of the most magnificent monastic complexes in England….. it’s truly gorgeous today…. Glastonbury Abbey has an extraordinary ability to make the imagination work. The surviving ruins are impressive enough, but the spaces between the stones are even more powerful, because they invite you to reconstruct the vanished world in your mind. Where there are now stretches of grass and fragments of masonry, there were once walls, roofs, chapels, cloisters, workshops, kitchens and the constant movement of monks, servants, pilgrims and visitors. The great church would have dominated everything, rising above the surrounding buildings with the sort of architectural confidence that medieval abbots clearly possessed in abundance, particularly when somebody else was paying the bill.
I gathered my group together and, as always, instructed everyone to put their bags beside the wall. “To the wall, my children, to the wall,” I announced with my customary theatricality, because if one is going to shepherd a group through the ruins of a medieval monastery, one might as well occasionally behave like an eccentric abbot. Once everyone was assembled, I began my familiar explanation of the abbey and its place within medieval society. I have never been particularly inclined to romanticise the medieval Church, and Glastonbury provides plenty of opportunity to discuss the enormous power wielded by ecclesiastical institutions. The abbey was not simply a collection of pious men quietly contemplating eternity while eating soup in a cloister. It was a vast economic and political organisation, possessing land, wealth, influence and obligations, all embedded within the complex structure of feudal society… the feudal system in England was essentially a ‘totalitarian’ state. The Church provided education, charity and spiritual direction only to the rich and powerful, and it was also a formidable institution with enormous negative authority over ordinary lives. To a modern audience, some aspects of that world can look remarkably close to a system in which religious, political and economic power were woven together so tightly that separating them would have required a particularly sharp pair of scissors.
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From there I moved, as I invariably do, into the story of how the abbey might once have looked. I described the great church, the monastic buildings and the bustling activity that would have surrounded them, encouraging everyone to imagine the place not as the beautiful, tranquil ruin before us but as a living community in which hundreds of people worked, prayed, cooked, farmed, traded and occasionally, I suspect, complained about the quality of the soup. I talked about the wealth required to construct and maintain such an institution and the enormous resources that flowed through medieval monasteries. Then, inevitably, we arrived at King Arthur, because at Glastonbury it is almost impossible to avoid him. The supposed discovery of Arthur’s grave here in the twelfth century has become one of the site’s most enduring legends….. although the historical evidence for the claim is extraordinarily weak. The whole affair has the unmistakable smell of medieval fraud, and I explained to my group that the association between Arthur and Glastonbury was almost certainly promoted for reasons that had rather more to do with prestige, pilgrimage and money than with archaeological certainty.
This led naturally into the Dissolution of the Monasteries under Henry VIII. Henry’s religious quarrel with Rome, his desire for control over the English Church and his well-known matrimonial difficulties transformed the country. The dissolution stripped the monasteries of immense amounts of land and wealth, much of which passed into royal hands and subsequently into those of the aristocracy and other landowners… people who were his allies, stripping powers and wealth from the monastic church and therefore the intimidations of the Pope. I explained how some of the wealth and resources released by the dissolution contributed, directly or indirectly, to the strengthening of the English state, including its naval ambitions and coastal defences. In the centuries that followed, England’s growing maritime power became one of the defining forces in European and global history. Eventually British naval power would play a major role in suppressing the Atlantic slave trade in the nineteenth century, although, as I always point out, history is rarely kind enough to provide a simple moral ledger. The same maritime power that enabled Britain to project enormous influence across the world had also been involved in imperial expansion and commerce that benefited from slavery. History, like Glastonbury itself, is considerably more complicated than the tourist brochure.
I discuss a lot at Glastonbury, although my groups rarely seem to complain until I reach the point where they realise that their guide has somehow managed to connect Arthurian legend, medieval feudalism, Henry VIII, the Royal Navy and the abolition of slavery without once mentioning where the nearest café is….. oooh actually I do that too….. Eventually, however, even I recognise that information needs to be allowed to settle, and so I released my wards to explore. They could wander through the remaining buildings, visit the kitchen, explore the grounds and make their way into the town, with one firm instruction: be back with me for our picnic at twelve. I watched them disappear in different directions, armed with cameras, phones and the enthusiasm of people who had been promised both history and food, before I turned my attention to the second half of my responsibilities.
I hurried back towards the minibus and began gathering the picnic supplies. There were pasties, fruit, drinks and all the assorted paraphernalia required to transform a simple meal into what I like to think of as a proper travelling picnic. A picnic is not merely lunch…. it is an event. It requires organisation, containers, napkins, bags, drinks, something sweet, something savoury and at least one item that nobody remembers bringing but which mysteriously becomes essential. I carried everything back and arranged it beneath the covered shelter overlooking the abbey, laying everything out with the concentration of a field marshal preparing a campaign. The first members of the group began drifting back, then another, and another, until I realised that something rather unusual was happening. They were all returning early.
By ten minutes to twelve, every single member of the group had arrived, which was extraordinary in itself. Normally the approach of lunchtime produces a peculiar phenomenon among tourists whereby their internal clocks become increasingly accurate while their ability to judge distance deteriorates dramatically. Yet here they all were, standing around the picnic tables with strange expressions on their faces. One of them pointed towards the main entrance. Four men had just entered, and there was something unmistakably purposeful about them. They were speaking quietly into their lapels, which is never a reassuring sight unless you happen to be filming an episode of a low-budget spy drama. Almost immediately I noticed two of the normally cheerful docents moving towards one of the smaller gardeners’ entrances and locking it.
At that moment, the strange feeling I had experienced earlier suddenly made sense. We began eating, but nobody was entirely concentrating on the food. Our eyes kept drifting towards the entrance. The abbey was eerily quiet that morning, and, remarkably, we seemed to be almost the only visitors inside the complex. Under ordinary circumstances I might have considered this a wonderful stroke of luck. Now it felt rather more like we had accidentally wandered onto a film set without being told what part we were supposed to play.
Then, through the little arch beside the Thorn and the mysterious white marquee, a cluster of people appeared and hurried into the grounds. They looked, at first glance, like paparazzi, although they possessed the slightly more disciplined air of people who knew exactly where they were supposed to stand. And then behind them came a tall, familiar figure. I recognised him almost immediately.
It was Prince Charles….
At that time he was still the Prince of Wales, although history would eventually promote him to the position of King Charles III. For a moment nobody in my group appeared capable of eating. Forks paused halfway to mouths, conversations evaporated and several pairs of eyes widened considerably. I remember thinking that this was a rather extraordinary development in the middle of what had begun as a perfectly ordinary day at Glastonbury Abbey. We had come expecting monks, ruins, Arthurian legends and a picnic. We had not, apparently, been briefed about royalty.
One of the men who had been speaking into his lapel eventually approached me and introduced himself. He explained that the Prince was visiting his Duchy of Cornwall interests and was there to draw attention, through the media, to concerns about drainage and the management of the Somerset Levels. The surrounding entrances were being secured while the visit took place. We were perfectly welcome to remain where we were, finish our lunch and continue enjoying the abbey, or, if we preferred, we could leave. The press activity might take some time.
I looked at my group…..Then I looked at the picnic…..Then I looked back at my group.
There are moments in life when profound decisions have to be made, and this was not one of them. We were staying.
There was something wonderfully surreal about sitting beneath the shelter at Glastonbury Abbey eating pasties while a royal press operation unfolded nearby. Every few moments someone would glance towards the entrance, then immediately attempt to look as though they had not been looking. The atmosphere was strangely convivial, almost conspiratorial. We were tourists who had somehow become unwilling extras in a piece of royal theatre, and nobody seemed particularly keen to leave. The picnic suddenly tasted better, perhaps because food always improves when accompanied by the possibility that something unexpected might happen.
Eventually, as we were finishing, I noticed the tall figure walking towards us across the grass. He was coming with purpose, taking long, confident strides towards the shelter. Conversation stopped almost instantly. There was a brief moment in which I considered whether I should stand to attention, bow, salute, or simply continue eating my pasty and hope for the best. Fortunately, common sense prevailed, although I cannot claim that my heart rate remained entirely unaffected.
He approached us and, with an ease that immediately dissolved much of the tension, introduced himself and asked where we were all from. He wished everyone well and thanked us for our patience while he and his entourage had been using the abbey. It was a remarkably gracious little encounter, lasting only a few moments, but it left my group absolutely delighted. The man who had been discussing drainage and marshland with the press had now wandered over to thank a small group of American visitors and their slightly bemused British guide for patiently eating lunch while the royal circus took place around them.
And then, just as quickly as he had appeared, he walked away.
We sat there for a moment in stunned silence, absorbing what had just happened. Eventually the conversation resumed, although the tone had changed completely. The abbey was no longer simply the place where we had come to explore medieval ruins. It had become the setting for a story that none of us had anticipated when we walked through the entrance that morning.
I gathered everyone together and prepared to move on…. Our day, I decided, was complete. Whatever happened afterwards was going to struggle to compete. We had seen the abbey, discussed Arthur, criticised medieval power structures, examined the consequences of Henry VIII’s religious anxieties, eaten a respectable Somerset picnic and unexpectedly found ourselves sharing the grounds with the future king of England.
There was, of course, still Wells Cathedral waiting for us…..But Wells had a problem…..It was going to have to follow that.
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