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Jethro of Crediton had never intended to build castles in Wales. This was not because he disliked castles, nor because h...
07/09/2026

Jethro of Crediton had never intended to build castles in Wales. This was not because he disliked castles, nor because he had any particular objection to Wales, although after his first winter in Gwynedd he developed a fairly strong objection to its rain, its mountains, its sheep and, above all, to the way in which the mountains seemed to manufacture additional rain whenever a man had just put down a perfectly good piece of dry clothing. Jethro was a Devonian stone mason, born among the red earth and damp valleys of the west country, where a man learned early that stone was heavy, chisels were sharp and the easiest way to avoid trouble with a wall was to make certain it stayed upright. He had spent most of his adult life cutting, dressing and laying stone….granite in particular…for abbeys, manor houses, bridges and the occasional wealthy man’s folly, and he considered himself a craftsman of respectable ability. His hands were permanently white with stone dust, his shoulders had the broadness of a cart horse and his face possessed the weathered expression of a man who had spent thirty years looking at pieces of masonry and silently judging whether other people had built them properly. Unfortunately for Jethro, his particular talents had come to the attention of his lord, who had received a royal demand for masons for Edward I’s enormous programme of castle building in Wales. The king had been spending years attempting to subdue Gwynedd and secure his conquest of Wales, and castles were one of the most effective ways of making that conquest permanent. Jethro’s lord therefore did what medieval lords did when confronted with an inconvenient royal summons…. he found somebody else to suffer from it. Jethro was informed that he would be travelling north to work on the king’s castles. He was not asked. He was told. His lord had explained that it was a great honour to serve the king, to which Jethro had privately concluded that honours were rather like fleas, in that they were generally more enjoyable for the person handing them out than the person receiving them.

The journey north had been long enough to make Jethro reconsider the entire concept of England. He travelled with other craftsmen and labourers, along with carts, tools, provisions and animals, moving through country that gradually changed from the familiar sunken lanes of Devon into landscapes that seemed determined to become wetter and more dramatic with every mile. By the time they reached Gwynedd, Jethro had begun to understand why Edward I had needed such an enormous logistical effort to construct his castles. Caernarfon and Conwy were not merely buildings in the ordinary sense. They were vast military projects, consuming stone, timber, iron, lime, food, animals and human labour on a scale that would have astonished anyone accustomed to thinking of a castle as a convenient collection of towers surrounded by a wall. The king’s castles in north Wales were part of a deliberate system of reconquest and administration, and Caernarfon in particular was being developed as a formidable fortress and royal centre, while Conwy was being constructed alongside a new walled town. Edward had chosen sites with care, and his master mason, James of Saint George, directed the work with the sort of uncompromising efficiency that Jethro immediately recognised as the natural enemy of craftsmen everywhere. James was an experienced architect and military engineer from Savoy, brought into Edward’s service to design and oversee some of the greatest castles of the age, and he possessed a remarkable understanding of fortification. Jethro, however, was less interested in James’s reputation than in the fact that the man had an alarming habit of appearing whenever somebody had stopped working for what they considered a perfectly reasonable reason.

At Caernarfon, Jethro first encountered the castle rising above the River Seiont like some enormous stone creature that had crawled out of the ground and decided to stay there. The site was strategically important, and Edward’s builders were creating something far more elaborate than a simple stronghold. The walls were massive, the towers were polygonal rather than the familiar round forms found elsewhere, and the whole design possessed an architectural ambition that made Jethro suspicious immediately. A sensible castle, in his opinion, was one that kept enemies out, provided shelter for its defenders and had enough room for a kitchen. Caernarfon appeared to have been designed by men who wanted to make a political statement while simultaneously terrifying anyone who approached it. Its towers and walls dominated the surrounding landscape, and the stonework was being carefully dressed into courses that required considerable skill. Jethro was given a place among the masons and quickly discovered that his Devonian experience was useful, although the local conditions were not. The Welsh weather seemed capable of turning a dry wall into a waterfall before breakfast, and the ground around the building site became a treacherous mixture of mud, broken stone, timber scraps and the accumulated remains of several hundred men’s lunches.

His first task was dressing blocks of stone, and Jethro attacked the work with the concentration of a man who had decided that if he must be miserable, he might as well be professionally miserable. The stone rang beneath his hammer, each strike producing a sharp metallic note that mingled with the heavier thuds of sledges, the groaning of carts and the shouted instructions of overseers. Around him, labourers hauled materials, carpenters worked on scaffolding and temporary structures, smiths repaired tools, and masons shaped the stone that would eventually become part of the fortress. The building of a medieval castle was an extraordinary exercise in coordination. Stone had to be quarried, transported and prepared; lime had to be burned and mixed into mortar; timber had to be felled and brought to the site; ropes, carts, tools and lifting equipment had to be maintained; food had to be supplied to thousands of workers; and every stage depended upon the others functioning well enough to prevent the whole enterprise from collapsing into a gigantic medieval traffic jam. Jethro had once complained that a Devon manor house was badly organised because the carpenter had arrived before the lime. At Caernarfon he discovered that this was nothing…..Here, if the lime failed to arrive, hundreds of men could stand around looking at one another while an entire day’s labour disappeared into the rain.

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The royal works employed craftsmen from many parts of Britain and beyond ( although there were many fellow Devonians), and Jethro soon found himself surrounded by a mixture of accents that made the site sound like the largest and angriest market in Christendom. Welsh labourers worked alongside English masons, carpenters and labourers, while specialist craftsmen and administrators came from further afield. Jethro developed an uneasy friendship with a mason from Lincolnshire who possessed an enormous moustache and the deeply held belief that everything could be improved by adding more ale. There was also a French-speaking clerk who kept records of materials with terrifying enthusiasm, and a Welsh quarryman who could lift a stone that Jethro considered heavy enough to require a small religious ceremony. The workers were paid according to their skills and roles, with wages recorded carefully by officials, because royal building projects required accounts almost as formidable as the castles themselves. Jethro had always believed that the surest sign of civilisation was a good wall. He now began to suspect that the second surest sign was a clerk capable of counting exactly how many pennies had been spent on nails.
The most impressive machinery on the site was the lifting equipment (medieval builders were considerably cleverer than people sometimes imagine). Timber scaffolding climbed the walls, and cranes and hoists, operated by teams of men, allowed heavy stones to be raised far beyond the strength of any single labourer. Jethro watched one enormous block being hauled upwards and experienced the peculiar mixture of admiration and fear that accompanies any machine whose failure would result in several tons of stone falling directly onto the people standing underneath it. He immediately moved sideways. The Lincolnshire mason remained where he was, apparently trusting either engineering or Providence, and Jethro decided that the man had confused the two. The stone swung slowly above them, creaking ropes stretched tight, and the workers below shouted instructions as the crane operator adjusted the load. Eventually the block settled into position. Jethro nodded approvingly and returned to his work, having learned a valuable lesson about medieval construction: the safest place on a building site was always somewhere else.

Caernarfon also possessed a feature that fascinated Jethro, because the castle’s location beside the river and waterway was as much a part of its design as the walls themselves. The fortress could control movement along the River Seiont and had access to the Menai Strait, making it part of Edward’s broader strategy for dominating north Wales. Jethro did not concern himself with the finer points of royal strategy, but he understood the practical meaning of a defensible position. If a castle sat where men could control roads, rivers and approaches, then an enemy had to work much harder to reach it. If it also had enormous walls and towers, the enemy presumably became tired before reaching the gate and went home. This, Jethro thought, was excellent planning.

The work at Caernarfon was hard enough, but Jethro’s real misery began when he was told that he would be sent to Conwy…there was more work to be finished there.
He had assumed, foolishly, that once assigned to a castle he would remain there until the work was finished or until his skeleton was discovered beneath a later paving stone. Instead, the royal administration moved labour according to need, and Jethro found himself once again packing his tools. Conwy was another extraordinary project, begun in 1283 as part of Edward’s campaign to secure the newly conquered territories. The castle and town were being built together, with the fortress occupying a commanding position above the River Conwy and the town enclosed within substantial defensive walls. The broken teeth of a former castle sat atop a hill on the other side of the river……The setting was magnificent, which Jethro regarded as yet another example of the king spending money to make his labourers feel inadequate. From the heights around the site, the landscape opened in every direction, with mountains beyond, the river below and the estuary stretching towards the sea. Jethro looked at it all and admitted, reluctantly, that the king had chosen well.

Conwy’s walls were particularly impressive, forming a great enclosure around the planned town, while the castle itself possessed enormous towers and walls that made Caernarfon seem almost sociable by comparison. The castle was positioned beside the river, and its massive stonework gave it the appearance of having been designed by somebody who had asked how much stone could reasonably be put between a king and an angry Welshman and then decided that the question deserved further investigation. Jethro was assigned to a section of masonry where the foundations had already been established. The work required careful laying, because although the wall looked simple from a distance, every course depended upon the quality and position of the stones beneath it. A mason had to judge the face of each block, the thickness of the limed joints and the relationship between the outer facing stones and the rubble core. A careless piece of work might remain hidden for years, only to become a weakness when the wall was subjected to stress. Jethro took great pride in this part of the craft. He believed that stone should be persuaded into its position rather than bullied into it, although he was perfectly willing to persuade particularly stubborn pieces with a hammer.

The days were governed by light rather than clocks, and Jethro became intimately acquainted with sunrise, sunset and the precise moment when his stomach began to demand food regardless of what the sun was doing. Breakfast was substantial when provisions allowed it, because hard physical labour required fuel, and the workers needed enough strength to spend the rest of the day carrying, lifting, cutting and building. Bread, ale and other available provisions formed part of the ordinary diet, supplemented by meat, fish, cheese and whatever could be obtained locally or supplied through the royal administration. Jethro had discovered that nothing encouraged friendship between exhausted labourers faster than the arrival of food. A man might spend six hours silently cursing another mason’s technique, but if the same mason produced a particularly generous piece of bread, all previous disagreements could be postponed until after lunch.
The weather remained the great enemy. Wales seemed determined to demonstrate every variety of rain known to mankind, from delicate drizzle to the sort that arrived sideways and appeared personally offended by the existence of roofs. Jethro’s boots became permanently muddy, his cloak acquired the weight of a small animal and his beard frequently contained evidence of whatever he had eaten earlier. Stone dust adhered to wet clothing with remarkable determination, producing a surface that made him resemble a badly carved statue of himself. The scaffolding became slippery, the ropes became wet and the timber swelled. Every worker learned to respect the weather, not because they admired it but because ignoring it was an efficient way of breaking a leg.

One afternoon, while working high on the walls at Conwy, Jethro paused to look across the landscape. Below him the River Conwy wound through the countryside, and the newly constructed town was beginning to take shape within its walls. Beyond it rose the mountains of north Wales, dark and immense beneath a sky that could not decide whether to rain or merely threaten to do so. Jethro found himself thinking about Devon, about the familiar red soils and green fields, about the lanes he knew and the houses whose walls he had repaired. He wondered whether anyone back home imagined where he was. His lord certainly did not. The lord had probably forgotten him entirely, which Jethro considered one of the more agreeable features of the arrangement. Then he looked at the wall beneath his hands and felt the strange satisfaction that came to a craftsman when he realised that his work might outlive him by centuries. He was tired, cold, underpaid in his opinion and hundreds of miles from what he considered sensible weather, but he was helping construct something that would remain long after everyone on the site had disappeared. He thought about staying here ! ….That thought lasted approximately twelve seconds before a labourer dropped a bucket of mortar on his foot…..Jethro’s opinion of eternity consequently became less philosophical.

As the afternoon wore on, the site grew louder. Hammers rang against iron, chisels struck stone, carts rattled across uneven ground and men shouted to one another from different levels of the works. The great castle was slowly taking shape through thousands of individual acts of labour, each one apparently insignificant but collectively transforming the landscape. This was the real wonder of medieval construction. There was no single moment when a castle suddenly existed. Instead, it emerged gradually from quarry, forest, workshop and earth, built by generations of craftsmen whose names would rarely survive. Kings received the credit because kings paid for the work and commanded its construction, but the walls themselves were the achievement of masons like Jethro, labourers who hauled stone, carpenters who raised scaffolding, smiths who sharpened tools, quarrymen who broke blocks from the earth and countless others who supplied the enormous machine of construction.
Jethro understood this better than most. He also understood that kings had a peculiar talent for ordering other people to perform exhausting tasks while describing the result as glorious. Edward I had not personally carried the stones up the scaffolding, nor had he stood in the rain trying to cut a straight line through a block while somebody shouted that the king wanted it finished. Yet the king’s determination had created the work, and his officials ensured that it continued. The castles were instruments of power as much as military buildings, designed to demonstrate that Edward’s conquest was not temporary. The stone itself announced permanence. The Welsh princes might have resisted, but these walls were intended to tell them that English royal authority had arrived with foundations deep enough to survive generations.

At sunset, Jethro finally put down his tools. His hands were aching, his back felt as though it had been beaten with a plank and one knee had developed an opinion of its own. He descended from the scaffolding slowly, because medieval builders had many skills but had not yet invented the modern miracle of pretending that ladders were not dangerous. At ground level he washed the worst of the dust from his hands and collected what remained of his dignity. Around him the day’s work was ending, though the castle itself seemed no closer to being finished than it had that morning. This was another of the great peculiarities of castle building: a man could spend an entire day constructing a wall and, at the end of it, stand back and discover that the wall appeared to have moved only slightly upwards.

Jethro ate his evening meal among the other workers, listening to the mixture of languages and accents around him. Someone had found ale. Someone else had found more bread. The Lincolnshire mason was attempting to explain an engineering problem using his hands, a stick and several increasingly complicated gestures, while the Welsh quarryman watched with the expression of a man who had long ago decided that Englishmen were fundamentally mysterious.… Jethro laughed ….. he was too tired to know exactly why. The day had been hard, but there was something satisfying about belonging, even temporarily, to such a vast undertaking. He was one man among hundreds, perhaps thousands, but his stones would become part of towers that would dominate the landscape for centuries.

Eventually Jethro retired to his quarters, removed his boots and inspected his feet with the solemnity of a physician examining a battlefield casualty. He then lay down, staring into the darkness, listening to the muffled sounds of the camp gradually fading. Tomorrow would bring more stone, more mortar, more scaffolding, more rain and almost certainly another opportunity for somebody to drop something heavy near him. He thought of his lord comfortably installed far away in Devon and imagined the man sitting beside a warm fire, congratulating himself on having done his duty to the king. Jethro decided that if he ever returned home, he would explain the matter carefully. He would tell his lord that Caernarfon was magnificent, that Conwy was magnificent, that Edward’s castles were among the most extraordinary works of engineering he had ever seen and that he was immensely proud to have contributed to them.
He would also tell him that if the lord ever sent him to Wales again, he would personally build the man a castle out of wet sheep.

Then Jethro fell asleep, exhausted beneath the northern Welsh sky, while outside the half-built walls of Conwy stood dark against the mountains. The king’s fortress was still rising, stone by stone, and Jethro’s hands had helped raise it. Centuries later, visitors would walk beneath its towers, photograph its walls, admire its arches and wonder at the skill of the medieval builders. They would rarely know the name of Jethro of Crediton, Devon, or the many men who laboured beside him. Jethro, however, would probably have been perfectly content with that arrangement. He had never sought fame. He had sought only decent wages, dry boots and a lord who understood that a good stone mason was considerably more useful when he was allowed to remain somewhere with a sensible climate.
….Unfortunately, history had other plans….
And so, the next morning, when the first light appeared over the mountains and the overseer’s voice echoed across the building site, Jethro opened one eye, remembered where he was, and briefly considered pretending to be dead……Then he heard the unmistakable sound of a cart arriving with fresh stone.
Jethro sighed, got up, put on his boots and went back to work, because castles, unlike men, did not build themselves.

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There’s a long line of us this morning, scurrying along the cliff path in our clogs and carrying our pasties and cider w...
06/09/2026

There’s a long line of us this morning, scurrying along the cliff path in our clogs and carrying our pasties and cider with us. The sea wind is brisk, tugging at the edges of our worn clothes as we march single-file along the rugged Cornish coast. Each one of us is headed to the same place: the mouth of the Wheal Trevelyan, the mine we call our livelihood. The work shift is going to be a week-long stint, and out there under the sea is where we shall toil.
The sky is clear, the sun casting a soft golden light across the landscape, but it does little to soothe the unease that sits heavily in my chest. It’s only been a week since the wheal broke down, and water started to seep back into the mine. The memory of it clings to me like the salt in the air. Work was halted as we were all evacuated, scrambling up the ladders like rats fleeing a sinking ship. But now, Mr. Trevelyan, the mine owner, wants us to get caught up, to make up for the lost time. Hence the long shift that we’ve been told to do.
I glance at the man walking beside me, Harold Helligan. His face is set in a grim line, but there’s a quiet strength in his eyes. He’s the one who saved us last week, or so he says. He tells of the tommyknocker who crawled out of the dark and whispered warnings in his ear, telling him of the impending flood. T’were Harold who raised the alarm, and for that, I am thankful….. thankful to him and to the knocker, if such a creature really exists.
There are stories passed down through generations about the tommyknockers—small, mischievous spirits who dwell in the mines, knocking on the walls to foretell danger. Some say they’re the spirits of miners who died in the deep tunnels, forever bound to the earth that took their lives. Others believe they’re older than that, ancient beings that lived in the land long before men ever dug into it. Either way, no one truly doubts their presence. In the belly of the earth, you learn quickly to respect things unseen.
Up ahead, I see the mine, a dark gash in the cliffside. The other men are already gathering there, their silhouettes outlined against the bright sea beyond. They’re preparing for the descent, adjusting their gear, and lighting their new Davy lamps. These lamps are supposed to be safer than the old ones, meant to prevent explosions caused by gas pockets in the mine. I hope that’s true. The sight of those calm, unconcerned faces lifts my spirits a little. Perhaps today won’t be so bad after all.
I stop for a moment and look out over the sea.
The waves are rolling in steadily, crashing against the rocks far below. There’s a certain comfort in the sight of it…. the vastness and constancy of the ocean. It fills me with warmth and a strange sense of confidence. The sea doesn’t change. It just is. And today feels like a good day, despite everything. I shall earn my crust again, and perhaps I’ll even have a story to tell by the end of it.

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As we approach the mine’s entrance, the familiar smell of damp earth and coal dust hits my nose. The chatter among the men fades as we gather our tools and prepare to descend. The cage that will lower us into the mine is rusted but sturdy, groaning under the weight of the first group of men as it begins its slow descent into the black mouth of the earth. I watch them disappear, the glow of their lamps fading into pinpricks of light before being swallowed entirely by the darkness.
"Right, you’re next," a foreman barks, nodding toward me and a few others.
I step forward, my heart thudding a little faster than usual. Harold stands beside me, his jaw set, though I can see his hands fidgeting slightly as he adjusts the straps of his lantern. Even he’s not immune to the dread that creeps into a man’s gut before he goes underground. I grip the edge of the cage as we step inside, and with a lurch, we’re on our way down.
The light from the surface dims quickly, replaced by the faint glow of our lamps as the walls of the shaft close in around us. The deeper we go, the colder it gets. The silence is thick, broken only by the groan of the cage and the occasional drip of water from the stones above.
Finally, we reach the bottom. The cage jerks to a stop, and we step out into the dimly lit tunnels. The air is heavy with moisture, the walls slick with condensation. Water drips steadily from somewhere in the distance, echoing through the tunnels like a slow, steady heartbeat.
Harold leads the way, and we follow in silence, our footsteps muffled by the damp earth beneath our boots. The tunnel twists and turns, growing narrower the deeper we go. Soon, the only light is the soft glow from our Davy lamps, casting long, flickering shadows on the rough stone walls.
As we reach the face of the mine where we’ll be working, I can’t shake the feeling that something is watching us. It’s the same feeling I’ve had every time I’ve come down here…. a sense that we’re not alone, that the earth itself is alive and aware of our presence.
We set to work, the familiar rhythm of pickaxes striking stone echoing through the tunnel. The hours pass in a blur of sweat and labor, but that nagging feeling never leaves me. I glance at Harold from time to time, wondering if he feels it too, but he says nothing, his focus on the task at hand.
Then, just as I’m about to dismiss the feeling as nothing more than nerves, I hear it—a faint knock, barely audible over the sound of our work. I freeze, my pickaxe halfway to the wall. The others stop too, their heads turning toward the sound.
"Did you hear that?" I whisper, my voice barely louder than the knock itself.
Harold’s eyes meet mine, and I see the same unease in his expression. "Aye," he mutters, wiping the sweat from his brow. "The knockers, they’re warning us again."
Before anyone can react, the ground beneath our feet shudders violently. A low rumble echoes through the tunnel, and then, with a deafening roar, part of the ceiling collapses in front of us, sending a cloud of dust and debris into the air.
We scramble back, coughing and shielding our faces from the dust. My heart is racing, my mind a whirlwind of panic. But through the chaos, I hear it again—the knocking, louder this time, urgent.
"Out! We need to get out!" Harold shouts, grabbing my arm and pulling me toward the tunnel entrance.
We run, our lamps swinging wildly as we race through the narrow passage, the sound of collapsing rock following us like a shadow. The knocking continues, guiding us through the twisting tunnels, until finally, we see the faint light of the surface ahead.
We burst out of the mine, gasping for breath and covered in dust, but alive. Behind us, the mine groans and settles, the entrance partially blocked by the debris.
I turn to Harold, my chest heaving. "The knockers saved us again," I say, my voice hoarse.
He nods, wiping the dirt from his face. "Aye, that they did.

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Walking with a small group into the grounds of Glastonbury Abbey is something I have done so many times over the years t...
04/09/2026

Walking with a small group into the grounds of Glastonbury Abbey is something I have done so many times over the years that, by now, the opening sequence has become almost ritualistic. There are certain things I do automatically, like a pilot going through a pre-flight checklist, although with considerably less responsibility for the lives of the passengers and considerably more concern about whether anyone has remembered where they left their reading glasses. We arrive, I exchange the customary pleasantries with the receptionist, smile as though I have not had exactly the same conversation with exactly the same enthusiasm on dozens of previous occasions, and then, before we venture through the little archway into the abbey precinct, I perform what has become one of the most important pieces of guiding advice I have ever developed. I tell everyone to use the lavatories. It is not glamorous, it is not particularly historical and it certainly will not appear in any guidebook, but after years of experience I have learned that nothing destroys the contemplative atmosphere of a medieval ruin quite so efficiently as a member of the group whispering urgently that they really should have gone before we entered….. Having dealt with this essential modern inconvenience, I usually gather everyone around the famous Glastonbury Thorn, explain its extraordinary association with Joseph of Arimathea and the traditions surrounding the tree, and then, with a mixture of deliberate mischief and long-established habit, walk straight past the enormous cross ( ignoring it completely) standing nearby as though it were an item of garden furniture that had somehow been left behind by the previous occupants.

Everything appeared perfectly normal that particular morning, and yet almost immediately I had the strange feeling that something was not quite right.… It was difficult to identify at first because nothing obvious appeared to be wrong. The abbey was still there, the ancient ruins were still there, the grass was still green, and the Somerset sky was doing its usual impression of having forgotten whether it was supposed to rain or shine. Yet there, inside the small entrance arch and positioned almost directly opposite the Thorn, was a large white marquee. It looked conspicuously out of place, like someone had decided that a medieval ruin required a temporary conference centre. I wondered whether there might be a wedding taking place, although there was something strangely discreet about the arrangement. There were no guests wandering around in finery, no anxious-looking bridegroom practising his breathing exercises and, most importantly from my perspective, none of the familiar costumed interpreters standing in carefully chosen locations ready to ambush unsuspecting visitors with several hundred years of history. The absence of the usual docents was particularly noticeable. I had become accustomed to seeing them strategically positioned around the site like medieval snipers, patiently waiting for someone to approach so that they could spring into action with a fascinating fact about monastic life, medieval cooking or the unfortunate consequences of having one’s head chopped off.

Still, I carried on with my routine because a tour guide learns very early that if something looks slightly peculiar, the safest course of action is often to pretend that it does not exist. There are limits to curiosity when you are responsible for a group of people, particularly when those people have entrusted you with their holiday and are expecting you to know what is going on. We passed through the entrance and into the remains of what had once been one of the most magnificent monastic complexes in England….. it’s truly gorgeous today…. Glastonbury Abbey has an extraordinary ability to make the imagination work. The surviving ruins are impressive enough, but the spaces between the stones are even more powerful, because they invite you to reconstruct the vanished world in your mind. Where there are now stretches of grass and fragments of masonry, there were once walls, roofs, chapels, cloisters, workshops, kitchens and the constant movement of monks, servants, pilgrims and visitors. The great church would have dominated everything, rising above the surrounding buildings with the sort of architectural confidence that medieval abbots clearly possessed in abundance, particularly when somebody else was paying the bill.

I gathered my group together and, as always, instructed everyone to put their bags beside the wall. “To the wall, my children, to the wall,” I announced with my customary theatricality, because if one is going to shepherd a group through the ruins of a medieval monastery, one might as well occasionally behave like an eccentric abbot. Once everyone was assembled, I began my familiar explanation of the abbey and its place within medieval society. I have never been particularly inclined to romanticise the medieval Church, and Glastonbury provides plenty of opportunity to discuss the enormous power wielded by ecclesiastical institutions. The abbey was not simply a collection of pious men quietly contemplating eternity while eating soup in a cloister. It was a vast economic and political organisation, possessing land, wealth, influence and obligations, all embedded within the complex structure of feudal society… the feudal system in England was essentially a ‘totalitarian’ state. The Church provided education, charity and spiritual direction only to the rich and powerful, and it was also a formidable institution with enormous negative authority over ordinary lives. To a modern audience, some aspects of that world can look remarkably close to a system in which religious, political and economic power were woven together so tightly that separating them would have required a particularly sharp pair of scissors.

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From there I moved, as I invariably do, into the story of how the abbey might once have looked. I described the great church, the monastic buildings and the bustling activity that would have surrounded them, encouraging everyone to imagine the place not as the beautiful, tranquil ruin before us but as a living community in which hundreds of people worked, prayed, cooked, farmed, traded and occasionally, I suspect, complained about the quality of the soup. I talked about the wealth required to construct and maintain such an institution and the enormous resources that flowed through medieval monasteries. Then, inevitably, we arrived at King Arthur, because at Glastonbury it is almost impossible to avoid him. The supposed discovery of Arthur’s grave here in the twelfth century has become one of the site’s most enduring legends….. although the historical evidence for the claim is extraordinarily weak. The whole affair has the unmistakable smell of medieval fraud, and I explained to my group that the association between Arthur and Glastonbury was almost certainly promoted for reasons that had rather more to do with prestige, pilgrimage and money than with archaeological certainty.

This led naturally into the Dissolution of the Monasteries under Henry VIII. Henry’s religious quarrel with Rome, his desire for control over the English Church and his well-known matrimonial difficulties transformed the country. The dissolution stripped the monasteries of immense amounts of land and wealth, much of which passed into royal hands and subsequently into those of the aristocracy and other landowners… people who were his allies, stripping powers and wealth from the monastic church and therefore the intimidations of the Pope. I explained how some of the wealth and resources released by the dissolution contributed, directly or indirectly, to the strengthening of the English state, including its naval ambitions and coastal defences. In the centuries that followed, England’s growing maritime power became one of the defining forces in European and global history. Eventually British naval power would play a major role in suppressing the Atlantic slave trade in the nineteenth century, although, as I always point out, history is rarely kind enough to provide a simple moral ledger. The same maritime power that enabled Britain to project enormous influence across the world had also been involved in imperial expansion and commerce that benefited from slavery. History, like Glastonbury itself, is considerably more complicated than the tourist brochure.

I discuss a lot at Glastonbury, although my groups rarely seem to complain until I reach the point where they realise that their guide has somehow managed to connect Arthurian legend, medieval feudalism, Henry VIII, the Royal Navy and the abolition of slavery without once mentioning where the nearest café is….. oooh actually I do that too….. Eventually, however, even I recognise that information needs to be allowed to settle, and so I released my wards to explore. They could wander through the remaining buildings, visit the kitchen, explore the grounds and make their way into the town, with one firm instruction: be back with me for our picnic at twelve. I watched them disappear in different directions, armed with cameras, phones and the enthusiasm of people who had been promised both history and food, before I turned my attention to the second half of my responsibilities.

I hurried back towards the minibus and began gathering the picnic supplies. There were pasties, fruit, drinks and all the assorted paraphernalia required to transform a simple meal into what I like to think of as a proper travelling picnic. A picnic is not merely lunch…. it is an event. It requires organisation, containers, napkins, bags, drinks, something sweet, something savoury and at least one item that nobody remembers bringing but which mysteriously becomes essential. I carried everything back and arranged it beneath the covered shelter overlooking the abbey, laying everything out with the concentration of a field marshal preparing a campaign. The first members of the group began drifting back, then another, and another, until I realised that something rather unusual was happening. They were all returning early.

By ten minutes to twelve, every single member of the group had arrived, which was extraordinary in itself. Normally the approach of lunchtime produces a peculiar phenomenon among tourists whereby their internal clocks become increasingly accurate while their ability to judge distance deteriorates dramatically. Yet here they all were, standing around the picnic tables with strange expressions on their faces. One of them pointed towards the main entrance. Four men had just entered, and there was something unmistakably purposeful about them. They were speaking quietly into their lapels, which is never a reassuring sight unless you happen to be filming an episode of a low-budget spy drama. Almost immediately I noticed two of the normally cheerful docents moving towards one of the smaller gardeners’ entrances and locking it.
At that moment, the strange feeling I had experienced earlier suddenly made sense. We began eating, but nobody was entirely concentrating on the food. Our eyes kept drifting towards the entrance. The abbey was eerily quiet that morning, and, remarkably, we seemed to be almost the only visitors inside the complex. Under ordinary circumstances I might have considered this a wonderful stroke of luck. Now it felt rather more like we had accidentally wandered onto a film set without being told what part we were supposed to play.

Then, through the little arch beside the Thorn and the mysterious white marquee, a cluster of people appeared and hurried into the grounds. They looked, at first glance, like paparazzi, although they possessed the slightly more disciplined air of people who knew exactly where they were supposed to stand. And then behind them came a tall, familiar figure. I recognised him almost immediately.

It was Prince Charles….
At that time he was still the Prince of Wales, although history would eventually promote him to the position of King Charles III. For a moment nobody in my group appeared capable of eating. Forks paused halfway to mouths, conversations evaporated and several pairs of eyes widened considerably. I remember thinking that this was a rather extraordinary development in the middle of what had begun as a perfectly ordinary day at Glastonbury Abbey. We had come expecting monks, ruins, Arthurian legends and a picnic. We had not, apparently, been briefed about royalty.
One of the men who had been speaking into his lapel eventually approached me and introduced himself. He explained that the Prince was visiting his Duchy of Cornwall interests and was there to draw attention, through the media, to concerns about drainage and the management of the Somerset Levels. The surrounding entrances were being secured while the visit took place. We were perfectly welcome to remain where we were, finish our lunch and continue enjoying the abbey, or, if we preferred, we could leave. The press activity might take some time.
I looked at my group…..Then I looked at the picnic…..Then I looked back at my group.
There are moments in life when profound decisions have to be made, and this was not one of them. We were staying.

There was something wonderfully surreal about sitting beneath the shelter at Glastonbury Abbey eating pasties while a royal press operation unfolded nearby. Every few moments someone would glance towards the entrance, then immediately attempt to look as though they had not been looking. The atmosphere was strangely convivial, almost conspiratorial. We were tourists who had somehow become unwilling extras in a piece of royal theatre, and nobody seemed particularly keen to leave. The picnic suddenly tasted better, perhaps because food always improves when accompanied by the possibility that something unexpected might happen.
Eventually, as we were finishing, I noticed the tall figure walking towards us across the grass. He was coming with purpose, taking long, confident strides towards the shelter. Conversation stopped almost instantly. There was a brief moment in which I considered whether I should stand to attention, bow, salute, or simply continue eating my pasty and hope for the best. Fortunately, common sense prevailed, although I cannot claim that my heart rate remained entirely unaffected.
He approached us and, with an ease that immediately dissolved much of the tension, introduced himself and asked where we were all from. He wished everyone well and thanked us for our patience while he and his entourage had been using the abbey. It was a remarkably gracious little encounter, lasting only a few moments, but it left my group absolutely delighted. The man who had been discussing drainage and marshland with the press had now wandered over to thank a small group of American visitors and their slightly bemused British guide for patiently eating lunch while the royal circus took place around them.

And then, just as quickly as he had appeared, he walked away.
We sat there for a moment in stunned silence, absorbing what had just happened. Eventually the conversation resumed, although the tone had changed completely. The abbey was no longer simply the place where we had come to explore medieval ruins. It had become the setting for a story that none of us had anticipated when we walked through the entrance that morning.
I gathered everyone together and prepared to move on…. Our day, I decided, was complete. Whatever happened afterwards was going to struggle to compete. We had seen the abbey, discussed Arthur, criticised medieval power structures, examined the consequences of Henry VIII’s religious anxieties, eaten a respectable Somerset picnic and unexpectedly found ourselves sharing the grounds with the future king of England.
There was, of course, still Wells Cathedral waiting for us…..But Wells had a problem…..It was going to have to follow that.

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