Dean moss professional liar

Dean moss professional liar I'm a liar by nature and will say anything to get money and a roof over my head

23/04/2026

It's been quiet with the in-laws moving house to avoid all the fans hanging around outside the front ...so I've been out canvassing for my new political party ...the Coventry Unity Natiolist Treaty party or C.***.T for short I don't have any policies but after seeing how badly starmer lies and gets away with it I know I can do a better job.....not of being a politician but as a barefaced liar and hey at least I'd get paid for it for once rather than stealing it .........

04/04/2026

I'm going to start advertising my services to ppl
1 how to lose all your friends
2 how to con women
3 how to lend money and never pay it back
4 how to live like a hobo but tell everyone you own your mum and dad's house. Which they've sold to avoid certain issues
5 how to lie unconvincingly and get away with it (mostly)

I will not be able to spend any money on advertising so I will mostly be writing my number on the doors of men's toilets

22/03/2026

I've decided that I'm going to try to be the best version I can be so from today I'll pay all my debts ....tell the truth .....be a good dad and most importantly apologize for everything I've done wrong.................ahg f**k no I can't I'm just a c**t

14/03/2026

Things have been so lean lately I'm starting to think I should either take a leaf out of my family's ideas to look younger or maybe just accept my homosexual leanings and go full gay.... I have been advertising in the usual spots but maybe I should set up a grindr profile to generate interest and widen my dating pool outside of my family and cousins

05/03/2026

I'm really busy at the moment. Hanging around schools and men's toilets in the park is time consuming

18/02/2026

I really want to change my ways but I'm not sure where to start ......should I change my job or at least get one?

Should I start repaying everything I owe to everyone,??? I need a lottery win for that......

Should I stop lying about everything and all the things I've done?? But then how would I stop myself from looking like a boring lying cheat???

Should I stop defending the indefensible???? Then I'd have no family left to bail me out and pay for my illegal f**s.

Should I change the fact I lie my way in to people's lives to get a riff over my head??? Nah it's cold out side....

So I think I'll start small and just change my boxers...... The current ones are getting crunchy and you can only turn them inside out so many times......

07/02/2026

I'm going to be brutally honest (I know that's new for me ) if you are going to date me this is what will happen.....
1 I will tell you everything you want to hear to get close to you

2 I will start to stay over as much as I can as I'm homeless ..even though I will have told you I bought my mum and Dad's house for them ( now selling to get away from rumours)

3 I will tell porkies about why I never have any money such as the non existent company I work for haven't paid me or that I've given my mum all my money to pay for her holidays and I'll have it back next Tuesday.......

4 I will eat everything in your house and not replace anything with even more excuse as to why I can't get it till next Tuesday

5 I will continually spin my lies so much you won't remember exactly what I've said so you won't catch me out .....but in reality you will have figured it out and gotten bored of me

6 I'll even tell you that everybody who's slagging me off has it in for me cos they owe me money

7 I will make excuses as to why we can't go to places like nuneaton cov bedworth for drinks or food ..".it's Incase I bump on to someone who owes me" lol. .......

27/01/2026

I've been very quiet lately as I have been avoiding daylight hours in case I see all the ppl that owe me money etc as I don't want them to feel uncomfortable or bad for not paying me back .....you know how generous I am ...after all I bought my mum and Dad's house for them and let them live there rent free and don't even take up any of the spare bedrooms so they can have their own space...espc when my family have hobbies I don't share the same enthusiasm for ...every one seems to keep saying that our family is full of fiddlers but honestly I've never seen a violin in my (mum and Dad's)house ...they must keep that well hidden ....just like I keep my wallet well out of sight ...anyhoo I'm going to go a walk the streets pretending to look busy

25/12/2025

Merry Xmas to one and all .a busy year for me this year ..I've spent the year ruining friendships and betting all my money away..not paying debts or for my kids so the usuals .. also defending ppl who don't deserve it !!!! Next year I promise I will be different I'll pay my debts and return all that I owe ......only kidding I will continue to lie through my teeth and disappoint you all ...that's the only thing I'm good at .....

09/12/2025

So I'd like to explain myself and how I behave ...if it's easier to understand just think of me like Santa ....people believe he is real and brings you prezies etc but like any sensible person would tell you that's not true he isn't real and doesn't exist a bit like my honesty and promises to pay my debts and bills

27/11/2025

Been a busy week this week I actually showed myself in public when a group of concerned citizens were showing their support in my street ...not sure what for but it was interesting seeing them all as it reminded of when I was telling my stories and people would gather in awe of my mastery of the English language and my prowess in weaving tales .....it's a shame about the budget upping the taxes on betting as this means I'll have less money to pay my debts and give to my kids.....only kidding I don't pay either

30/10/2025

My quest continues on the streets of Bedworth and Nuneaton preaching the word of moss....a life of giving ....ie giving false information
Giving false promises ....giving false hope and most importantly giving nothing back that is owed ....(Possibly giving STI'S)

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