I'm a liar by nature and will say anything to get money and a roof over my head
04/08/2025
Now a lot of people ask me how I've got so far in life with my obvious disabilities....you must have noticed my crippling inability to lie and my need to be taken seriously...all I say is if I can overcome these issues then anyone can .....
04/08/2025
I'm trying to find someone to fleece sorry I meant date ....I'll hang around lots and eat all your food with promises to replace it then I'll stay over more and more until you realise I've actually moved in ...then I'll borrow more and more money until you figure out I'm not working and when you call me out on it....I'll just disappear and move on to the next unsuspecting mug ....oh and I won't even care what ppl say about me and I'm too stupid and in**ed that I lack the capacity to feel anything
29/07/2025
I've been up in Scotland this week with a certain floppy haired VIP giving him all of my knowledge so that he can benefit from my wealth of knowledge ....I think we can all agree I am clearly as well liked and respected as the president and just like him I always speak sense and truths ....and you can fact check everything I say....but there's no need honest .....seriously you don't need to
27/07/2025
I've decided that I need to make amends for all that I've done ...so I will be repaying everything I owe. I will repair all the broken promises I made. Ill be honest with everyone and
I'll be the father my kids deserve........
And if you believe all of that bo****ks then you're as stupid as much as I'm a liar and thief ( which is so much it's hard to quantify)
I will never change I'm a gambling lying scumbag who lives to lie and cheat people out of money and housing and don't have a shred of morals or decency ( just ask my kids or employers)
21/07/2025
I've realised I have not done a get to know me on here yet so here goes
1 I am a loyal friend
2 I always pay my debts in full and on time
3 I'm a good father to my kids
4 I'm as honest as the day is long
5 I'm a great employee who always shows ups
19/07/2025
I'm thinking about setting up a scheme where people pay me money to invest for them but in reality I take their money and spend it on kebabs and beer and when it all falls through I'll just disappear and start up again elsewhere while my family members back me up regardless of how much of a disgrace I am and how much I've let them down. But at least I'm not my dad!!!¡
17/07/2025
With my extensive military experience and my wealth of work knowledge across so many industries I will offer my time to labour so that they can sort out this mess we're in.....in between all my humanitarian work and selfless acts I'm doing .....I'm not gambling or hanging round the streets honest
12/07/2025
Many people ask me why I don't drink in Bedworth/Nuneaton/Coventry and I tell them it's because so many people owe me money I don't want to make it uncomfortable for them on their nights out .........
11/07/2025
So I've seen this trend in my travels where you say 2 truths and a lie and ppl have to say which is the lie..
1 I have climbed mount Everest iny pants carrying a giraffe.......
2 I once invaded a small country on my own stopping world war three
3 I always pay my Debts on time and never lie
Haha only kidding there all lies
03/07/2025
I've been wandering the streets preaching my 'truth' to those that will listen. And everyone I speak to told me I'm a godsend and that I have a higher purpose than to just be a war hero super agent for good and that I should start a campaign to be the supreme leader of the world.....but I think ally humanitarian work and super agentry will take up to much time ...and besides I love all the free beers I get telling my lies sorry stories in the local pubs
30/06/2025
After a quiet period at work (not sure what company I've said I work for this week) but it's initials are UC I've been spending my time carrying out some clandestine operations in the straights of Hormuz keeping those naughty Iranians at bay so I can keep your fuel flowing and prices down ...just with my snorkel and googles ....aquaman was based on me don't you know! You can pay me back by buying my beer for me as I'm a hero
23/06/2025
I couldn't say too much until the operations were over...those that know me know I was in the military and may or may not have been on the balcony at the Iranian embassy...USA dint use bunker busters this week it was actually my head they dropped and the sheer weight destroyed irans nuclear capabilities....I'll be in the bar later where you can buy me beer ( just like always)
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