28/06/2026
Saturday night and the town is swarmed. Memories of drinking nights, navigating to bars that offer safe harbour from menacing empty streets. At Central Station, I’m engulfed by a group of younger people around 8 in total. The lads are trying to soothe a situation between the girls by saying things like, “Calm the f**k down!” One girl storms off, the others let her go and when one eventually catches up you can taste the toxicity between them. I walk on. I walk to the Ulster Hall to see Bill Burr. My phone is put in a pouch so I’ve used a screen .
Bill is angry, he is astute and very funny imo. He normally plays arenas but advertised a pop up gig during the week and miraculously I secured the second last ticket right at the back. I’m looking forward to it. I don’t know a lot about Bill save that he’s from Boston but with that, his red hair (now departed) and anger, I suspect he has a fair chunk of Irish heritage.
He doesn’t disappoint. ‘When is America going to stop being the schoolyard bully demanding other kids’ lunch money?’ He skewers our hypocrisy, mentions the Tuam babies. He’s also incredibly screwed up, more so than me and I thought I was major league. He’s managed to turn this into a career, sanctuary in a spot light as opposed to sanctuary in drugs and alcohol.
Reluctantly I’ve to leave a little early to catch a train. I skim around a group of lads exiting a bar. Drink has been taken, a phrase reminiscent of court reports. This is not a joyful, fun inebriation, it’s tense and frustrated, one of the lads is muttering, ‘For f**k’s sake’ repeatedly under his breath. The tension mingles with the humidity, static and charged. For a lot of people, Saturday night’s were never fun.
A few year’s ago on a tour, I described Belfast as ‘hard’. An American psychologist on the tour responded that when she heard that phrase she interpreted it as ‘disfunctional’.
I walk on skirting some drunks slumped on the ground and find sanctuary on the train. It is littered with the debris of previous celebratory passengers, crisps and cans littered on the ground like the syringes near Kelly’s Cellars or the human beings I’d just walked past.