26/09/2026
TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE!🤪
IF CARLSBERG DID MUDFEST’S….(THEY DON’T, SO WE HAVE!)🫡 THE BEST 4X4 OVERLAND MUDFEST EVENT EVER! (Words from all our previous campers😎)
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW:
🗓️ 23rd-25th October (might be cold🥶)
📍 Nash Oakland Wild Camp, LD8 2LG
NO YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE A 4X4 - VANS, CAMPERS, CARS, BIKES, UNICYLCES, TUK TUKS ALL WELCOME!
NO YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE A ROOF TENT! BRING A CARDBOARD BOX IF THAT’S YOUR THING (WE DON’T REALLY CARE ASLONG AS YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME🤷♂️)
KIDS UNDER 16 GO FREE
YES WE LIKE DOGS, JUST PICK UP THEIR 💩 AND KEEP THEM ON A LEAD
YES WE’VE GOT FOOD VENDORS, A BAR, DESSERT BARS & PLENTY OF ENTERTAINMENT
OUR OFF-ROAD COURSE IS SUITABLE FOR STANDARD 4X4’S SO YOU CAN HAVE A GO OR SPECTATE ( IF YOU F*CK UP THOUGH IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT AND WE’LL ALL LAUGH BEFORE WE HELP YOU)
YES WE HAVE LOTS OF TRADERS COMING TO SHOW OFF THEIR STUFF AND TAKE YOUR MONEY
YES IF YOU BRING DRUGS IN WE’LL CALL THE L.A.P.D AND HAVE YOU CHUCKED IN THE SLAMMER FOR AT LEAST A 2 STRETCH
YES YOU CAN BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE BUT DON’T DO THAT, JUST BRING MONEY INSTEAD AND BUY OURS
YES YOU CAN JUST COME FOR THE DAY, WILL COST YOU A FORTUNE THOUGH
YES WE’VE GOT TOILETS ON SITE BUT NO WE DON’T HAVE SHOWERS, WE’L ALL SMELL THE SAME BY SUNDAY ANYWAY
AND FINALLY, YES IVE USED AI SLOP TO ADVERTISE THIS WHOLE EVENT BECAUSE IM S**T AS THIS KIND OF STUFF AND WHO EVEN LIVES WITHOUT CHATGPT ANYMORE? GET OVER IT
ANYWAY, GO BUY A TICKET. HURRY UP.
BYE.
www.grittoutdoors.co.uk
