London Loo Tours

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Humour, charm, philosophy, politics, architecture, history, alc

London Loo Tours began as a joke, and a few months later I find myself actually leading groups through the streets of London talking about anything and everything to do with Public Temples of Convenience. This group is for those who want to stay up to date on the latest tours, and be entertained by the occasional topical photo, video or random tidbit of information.

Such a delight this morning to guide a group from my alma mater  I first fell in love with London on a study abroad trip...
09/04/2026

Such a delight this morning to guide a group from my alma mater
I first fell in love with London on a study abroad trip back in 2010, and while I never could have predicted exactly where it would lead me, it was the first step in my journey to creating London Loo Tours.

Spring is here! 🌷Come enjoy the gorgeous flowers in embankment gardens, and discover why they bloom so well 🤭The Loo Tou...
26/03/2026

Spring is here! 🌷
Come enjoy the gorgeous flowers in embankment gardens, and discover why they bloom so well 🤭
The Loo Tour is open for bookings on Thursdays and Saturdays, or get in touch to book a private!

Thanks to these lovely toileteers for sharing a sunny stroll with us! 🪠

This is why I always say "my favourite toilet is the one that's there when you need it."  This multi-million pound facil...
06/03/2026

This is why I always say "my favourite toilet is the one that's there when you need it." This multi-million pound facility in Picadilly Station opened to great fanfare a few days ago, but apparently it's not for use on the morning commute (I visited at 9:30 on a Friday.) One of the station workers kindly suggested McDonalds as an alternative. 😂

I do wonder though what plans for this venue though... nightlife only, or are they just working out staffing rotas?

This Day on History: on the 27th February 1872 the Prince of Wales, Albert Edward, and his mother Queen Victoria were gr...
27/02/2026

This Day on History: on the 27th February 1872 the Prince of Wales, Albert Edward, and his mother Queen Victoria were greeted at Temple Bar by the Lord Mayor and Aldermen of the City of London where a worship service of thanksgiving was held for the Prince's recovery from Typhoid. The procession is commemorated beneath a statue of Edward which stands at the entrance to the city where Fleet Street meets the Strand.

The Prince's illness, contracted in the fall of 1871 changed the narrative of the disease and shaped the course of public health policy in England. For the best part of the century the disease had been seen as a poor persons problem... a self-inflicted lapse of morality that could be solved if only the great unwashed would better themselves. Bertie's case, contracted from poor drainage at a house party he had attended proved that no one was immune. By the end of 1872 Parliament had passed a public health act which included sanitary regulation, the appointment of local medical officers and public health officials and a robust system to track disease outbreaks.

😂 Often our guests are the ones with the best loo jokes!Do you have a joke that’s too good not to share? Pop it in the c...
19/02/2026

😂 Often our guests are the ones with the best loo jokes!

Do you have a joke that’s too good not to share? Pop it in the comments 👇 or join us for a hilarious and informative Loo Tour! 🚽

Tours run on Thursdays and Saturdays, or book a private one! Link in bio.

"The question of good access to decent toilets is not just a question of convenience but of belonging and citizenship. E...
13/02/2026

"The question of good access to decent toilets is not just a question of convenience but of belonging and citizenship. Exclusion from toilets can equate exclusion from public space." -Colin McFarlane, Waste and the City

Though we love a fart joke as much as anyone that's not actually what the loo tour is about... we hope to balance humour with thoughtful research and content that gets people thinking more broadly about the impact of public toilets or lack thereof on society.

I thought it might be fun to give you all a peek into my loo library and start sharing some of the sources that have inspired me over the years.

Waste and the City: The Crisis of Sanitation and the Right to City Life by Colin McFarlane is one of my favourite recent books. It's thoroughly academic (Colin is a professor of Urban Geography at Durham University) but a very enjoyable and easy read nonetheless. Though a lot of the focus is on the Global South he draws parallels around the world and highlights how universal the subject is. The book is full of not just challenges but solutions and ideas for moving towards a more equitable and sustainable modern world.

Publishers have a sale on right now as well (always buy from the publisher or independent booksellers when you can! Libraries are great too!)

It's cold out, so tours are quieter (though still running) but the Loo Ladies took advantage of the lull to see the  on ...
15/01/2026

It's cold out, so tours are quieter (though still running) but the Loo Ladies took advantage of the lull to see the on . It was a marvelous evening and highly recommended... they are there every second Wednesday of the month! "We'll ROLL the old chariot along" (there is probably a better toilet/sea shanty pun, but we got stuck, so please let us know if you think of one!)

Scroll to the end for a picture of the ship's loos, which are decidedly not 16th century, but that's probably a good thing!

There’s still time! 🎁🎄🚽Get your loved ones or your secret santa a London Loo Tour this Christmas!🎁 Gift a voucher at loo...
19/12/2025

There’s still time! 🎁🎄🚽
Get your loved ones or your secret santa a London Loo Tour this Christmas!
🎁 Gift a voucher at lootours/giftatour (link in bio!) 🎁

🎁 The perfect last-minute Christmas present for the Londoner in your life: gift a Loo Tour! 🎁You can now get a London Lo...
15/12/2025

🎁 The perfect last-minute Christmas present for the Londoner in your life: gift a Loo Tour! 🎁

You can now get a London Loo Tour voucher on our website in less than a minute: https://www.lootours.com/giftatour (link in bio!)

❣️Perfect for Londoners, history buffs, the loo-obsessed, or for someone you’d like to spend more time with in a unique setting!

🤭 Anyone you’d like to receive this voucher from? Tag them in the comments!

Training for the next generation of Loo Tour guides has begun! A full tour and a visit to
16/11/2025

Training for the next generation of Loo Tour guides has begun! A full tour and a visit to

Toileteers, this is your call to action! 🪠🪠🪠London Loo Tour Guide & historian Charo is researching the politics of publi...
28/08/2025

Toileteers, this is your call to action! 🪠🪠🪠

London Loo Tour Guide & historian Charo is researching the politics of public toilets. Want to help inform her research, contribute to the podcast SANITISED! and have your say about public loos?
This is your chance to share all the opinions you never knew you had on toilets 🔥🚽

Find the link to the survey in our stories / highlight.
Thank you so much!

Survey: https://forms.office.com/pages/responsepage.aspx?id=_oivH5ipW0yTySEKEdmlwufw6s-ncw5Dvt9H301IvARUQkg5RVo5S0pYMzhGNkRMQVVVMjlEMERSWC4u&route=shorturl

Pictured: March Fong Eu smashing a toilet on the steps of the Capitol in protest of women’s toilets costing more than men’s (1969).

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