Poetic Guides

29/04/2023

Jack from Ballymac, cycling from Derry to Cork to help raise awareness for Autism. Incredible effort for and amazing cause. Checkout his JustGiving page below and support his efforts.

Jack's fundraiser for Autism Initiatives UK - JustGiving

28/03/2023

My son has spent his pocket money on a pile of golf balls and created this page. Over 1000 golfs balls in stock including 400 ProVs. Any golfers out there, please give his page a Like and Share.

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Great deals on Premium Golf Balls!

Titleist, Callaway, Taylormade and many more!!!

Over 1000 Balls in Stock!
Stock up for the new Golf Season⛳️🏌️

30/10/2019

Hallows Eve Derry

Hallows eve is in the Derry Air
A Boris Johnson zombie
Just gave me an awkward stare
Were heading up the walls
To get a scare
Your welcome to join me
If you dare
Will we make it home?
Please say a prayer

From the city cemetary
The Creggan ghouls are stirring
With a bag of cans
These crazy cats are purring
Stumbling into town
The Creggan creatures roam
Chewing their own faces
With a mouth full of foam

The ballymac beasts
Are on the bus
Use public transport
If you must
But they'll lick your face
Without a fuss
Their smell is unbearable
It is sure to disgust

The White House walkers
March upon the wall
Piercing blue eyes
The city will fall
These gruesome beasts
Will fill you with fear
Run for your lives
They're getting near

The galliagh giants
Stride upon quay
15 foot tall
You'll be up to their knee
They'll squash your brains
Like a pea
There is no escape
As you'll see

The water side witches
Are flying across the River
Their high pitch screeches
Will make you quiver
They'll cast a spell
To put you on the dole
They'll take your memories
And steal your soul

So if you're heading into town
Keep a close eye
Evil spirits
Are in the sky
Dress up in a costume
And You may have a chance
But appear as yourself
And it will be your last dance

30/10/2019

Hallows Eve Derry

Hallows eve is in the Derry Air
A Boris Johnston zombie
Just Gave me an awkward stare
Were heading up the walls
To get a scare
Your welcome to join me
If you dare
Will we make it home?
Please say a prayer

From the city cemetary
The Creggan ghouls are stirring
With a bag of cans
These crazy cats are purring
Stumbling into town
The Creggan creatures roam
Chewing their own faces
With a mouth full of foam

The ballymac beasts
Are on the bus
Use public transport
If you must
But they'll lick your face
Without a fuss
Their smell is unbearable
It is sure to disgust

The White House walkers
March upon the wall
Piercing blue eyes
The city will fall
These gruesome beasts
Will fill you with fear
Run for your lives
They're getting near

The galliagh giants
Stride upon quay
15 foot tall
You'll be up to their knee
They'll squash your brains
Like a pea
There is no escape
As you'll see

The water side witches
Are flying across the River
Their high pitch screeches
Will make you quiver
They'll cast a spell
To put you on the dole
They'll take your memories
And steal your soul

So if you're heading into town
Keep a close eye
Evil spirits
Are in the sky
Dress up in a costume
And You may have a chance
But appear as yourself
And it will be your last dance

13/07/2019

Monopoly in N. Ireland 😂😂😂😂

11/07/2019

https://www.facebook.com/925961777448958/posts/1556044474440682/

18/05/2019

Why fit in when you were born to stand out 😂😂😂

26/04/2019

22/04/2019