Teddy Duke. Adventures of a conservation list.

Teddy Duke. Adventures of a conservation list. Diary of a cafe dog. Mum has taken over a cafe so now, i am expected to work 5 days a week!

My jobs include greeting customers and delivery drivers, regular monitoring and quality control of the dog treat jar and protecting the cafe against seagulls!

I mean, he is quite comfy I s’pose. He makes a good pillow.
14/05/2023

I mean, he is quite comfy I s’pose. He makes a good pillow.

This is my stupid brother Duke. He isn’t even cute! He looks like he has melted! Stupid Duke!
14/05/2023

This is my stupid brother Duke. He isn’t even cute! He looks like he has melted! Stupid Duke!

Duke has made himself a hedgenest. He has been sat in it for about an hour.
01/05/2023

Duke has made himself a hedgenest. He has been sat in it for about an hour.

27/03/2019

Mummy pointed out that Rule 1. states very clearly that dogs are not allowed on the bed. I pointed out very clearly that 'on the bed' and 'in the bed' are two very different things. Mummy is sleeping on the sofa. I gave her a pillow.

Got my big brother Jiminy living with us now. Here is a picture of him.with Mum. He is stinky. Nearly as stinky as Cathy...
05/11/2018

Got my big brother Jiminy living with us now. Here is a picture of him.with Mum. He is stinky. Nearly as stinky as Cathy. I have told mum, no more siblings or I am moving out!

16/10/2018

It's my Birthday! I am six now. I am a big grown up boy. Granny got me a puppy all of my very own. I call him Flossy.

Auntie Kim easterfied me! I have never been so humiliated! I am calling the RSPCT!
30/03/2018

Auntie Kim easterfied me! I have never been so humiliated! I am calling the RSPCT!

Some photos of my family There is me and Cathy and Stinkytwin-Trix and Stinkytwin-Sparkle and uncle Ev.
16/03/2018

Some photos of my family There is me and Cathy and Stinkytwin-Trix and Stinkytwin-Sparkle and uncle Ev.

My sister likes to snuggle in the mornings. I love her very much. I don't love the stinky twins. They are not allowed t...
16/03/2018

My sister likes to snuggle in the mornings. I love her very much. I don't love the stinky twins. They are not allowed to snuggle with us!

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The Rusty Duck Cafe
Dorchester
DT28QL

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