Smiths Lodgings at Grannies Helian Hame

20/09/2026

🚨 RIGHT, COME ON YOU LOT… LET’S GET THESE BLOODY NUMBERS GONE! 🚨😂

AND NOW IT’S EVEN BETTER… because we’re going ahead with the ANIMAL-FRIENDLY caravan too! 🐶🐾❤️

🎟️ £10 gets you 1 raffle number

And because I’m obviously feeling ridiculously generous 😂 I’m throwing in £100 SPENDING MONEY for the winner to treat whoever they bloody well like!

👧🏻 The kids
❤️ Your hubby/partner
🐾 Your beloved pet
🍦 Or just bloody well treat YOURSELF because you deserve it!

🏡 THE PRIZE:

A WEEK’S HOLIDAY at Smiths Lodgings at Grannies Helian Hame, with the winner able to choose between my animal-friendly caravan or my non-animal-friendly caravan when booking/winning.

And yes… YOU CHOOSE THE WEEK! 🎉

📅 ALL NUMBERS MUST BE GONE BY 1ST OCTOBER
I need this wrapped up before I disappear to Spain, so PLEASE don’t leave it until the last bloody minute!

💷 £10 = 1 number

Want more than one? Just tell me how many numbers you want and I’ll give you the available numbers.

📩 COMMENT or PM THE PAGE to grab yours.

I’ll send you the payment details once your number(s) are confirmed.

Come on… £10 could potentially bag you a bloody holiday AND £100 spending money! 😂

LET’S GET THESE NUMBERS GONE! 🔥🎟️🏡🐾❤️

19/09/2026

🚨 RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU LOT! 🚨😂🐾

Seeing as we’re going ahead with the OTHER CARAVAN and making THAT ONE ANIMAL FRIENDLY, I’m giving you absolutely NO excuse not to get involved in this raffle! 😂

🎟️ £10 PER NUMBER

And the prize is…

🏖️ A WHOLE WEEK’S HOLIDAY IN ONE OF MY CARAVANS! ☀️

BUT HERE’S THE BEST BIT… 👀🐾

🐶 THE WINNER GETS TO CHOOSE! 🐶

You can choose between:

🏡 OUR ORIGINAL CARAVAN – no animals

OR

🐾 THE NEW ANIMAL-FRIENDLY CARAVAN – so you can bring your furry family members along with you! 🐕🐈

So if you've been thinking “I'd love to win, but I can't leave the dog behind”…

YOU DON'T HAVE TO! 😂🐾

📅 RAFFLE CLOSES 1ST OCTOBER

🎟️ HOW TO ENTER:

1️⃣ Pick your number(s)
Message me with the number or numbers you want.

2️⃣ Pay £10 PER NUMBER
Once I confirm your numbers, I'll send you the payment details.

3️⃣ SEND YOUR PAYMENT
Please use your name as the payment reference where possible.

4️⃣ YOUR NUMBER IS ONLY SECURED ONCE PAYMENT HAS BEEN RECEIVED.
Unpaid numbers will NOT be held indefinitely and may be given to someone else.

5️⃣ ONCE ALL THE NUMBERS ARE SOLD, WE'LL DO THE DRAW! 🎉

And remember…

💷 £10 = ONE NUMBER
💷 £20 = TWO NUMBERS
💷 £30 = THREE NUMBERS

…and so on!

So don't just sit there watching everyone else grab their numbers 😂

🐶 Got a dog? GET IN.
🐾 Want to bring your pets? GET IN.
☀️ Fancy a week away? GET IN.
💷 Got a spare tenner? DEFINITELY GET IN! 😂

£10 could bag you a whole week away AND YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHICH CARAVAN YOU WANT! 🏖️🐾

📩 MESSAGE ME NOW WITH THE NUMBER(S) YOU WANT.

Let's get this thing SOLD! 🔥

YOU'VE GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT! 🎟️😂

18/09/2026

🚨🐶 RIGHT, I NEED YOUR HONEST OPINION… AND NO, “IT DEPENDS” IS NOT AN ANSWER 😂 🐶🚨

You may have noticed we’ve been VERY quiet on the caravan front lately… 👀

Well… there’s a reason.

We’re looking at getting YET ANOTHER VAN! 🤦‍♀️😂

BUT this one could be a little bit different…

🐾 WE’RE THINKING PET FRIENDLY! 🐾

Yep… your furry little freeloaders could be coming on holiday too! 😂🐶

It’ll be another 8 berth, and I’m going to make it just as cosy, homely, spotless and smelling bloody gorgeous as our other van.

And you know me… all the little extras will be there too ❤️

But this time we’re even thinking of having DOGGY TREATS waiting for your four-legged holidaymakers! 🐾🦴

Because obviously the dogs need better treatment than the humans these days. 😂

SO HERE’S WHERE I NEED YOU LOT 👇

WOULD YOU ACTUALLY BOOK A PET-FRIENDLY VAN WITH US?

I want you to COMMENT ONE OF THESE 👇

🐶 YES – TAKE MY MONEY!
🐾 YES – I’D BRING MY DOG!
🙈 NO – I’M A PET-FREE HOUSEHOLD!
🤔 I’D NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT!

And if you would book it, tell me HOW MANY DOGS YOU’D BE BRINGING! 😂👇

I genuinely want to see how many of you are sitting there thinking…

“FINALLY… I CAN TAKE THE BLOODY DOG ON HOLIDAY!” 🤣🐶❤️

Let’s see what you lot think because this could be happening! 👀🏡🐾

08/09/2026

🔥🏖️ THE CARAVAN TAG BATTLE IS ON! 🏖️🔥

Right, let's see who actually knows their mates… 👀😂

I want you to TAG 3 PEOPLE you'd take on a week away in the caravan.

BUT… there's a catch. 😈

👇 COMMENT ONE NAME FOR EACH CATEGORY:

😂 THE ONE WHO WOULD PACK THE NIGHT BEFORE

🍹 THE ONE WHO WOULD BE ON HOLIDAY MODE BEFORE THEY EVEN LEFT THE HOUSE

😴 THE ONE WHO WOULD SLEEP THROUGH HALF THE HOLIDAY

💸 THE ONE WHO WOULD SPEND EVERY PENNY BEFORE DAY 2

🤦‍♀️ THE ONE MOST LIKELY TO CAUSE CHAOS

👑 THE ONE WHO THINKS THEY'RE IN CHARGE
AND FINALLY…

🏆 WHO DESERVES TO WIN THE CARAVAN HOLIDAY MOST?

TAG THEM. 👇

Let's see who gets dragged into this against their will! 😂😂

And if you're tagged…

YOU HAVE TO TAG SOMEONE ELSE BACK. 😈

Let's get this comment section absolutely ridiculous. I want names flying everywhere! 👀🤣

🎟️ RAFFLE NUMBERS £10 EACH
🏖️ WIN A WEEK'S STAY IN THE 8-BERTH GOLD PREMIUM CARAVAN

Go on then… START THE TAGGING WAR. 🔥😂

❤️ Love from Smiths Lodgings

03/09/2026

🌴☀️ RIGHT… THIS IS THE FINAL PUSH FOR THE CARAVAN RAFFLE! ☀️🌴

I’ve still got 50 NUMBERS AVAILABLE 🎟️😱

Yep… FIFTY! So we’re giving this one ONE LAST BIG PUSH before the raffle closes!

🎟️ £10 A NUMBER

🏆 WIN A WHOLE WEEK IN OUR 8-BERTH GOLD PREMIUM CARAVAN! 🌊☀️

And this time there’s a DEADLINE! 👀

🚨 RAFFLE CLOSES 1ST OCTOBER 🚨

I want to get this filled, drawn and DONE before I bu**er off to Spain! 🇪🇸😂

So if you’ve been saying:

"I’ll get one later"
"I’ll do it next week"
"I might get a number"

…well LATER HAS ARRIVED! 😂

There are 50 numbers left, and once they’re gone, that’s it — we’ll get the draw sorted! 🎉

Imagine spending £10 and ending up with a WHOLE WEEK AWAY! 😍🌊

So come on… WHO’S GOING TO HELP ME SHIFT THESE LAST 50?! 👀

👇 COMMENT, MESSAGE ME OR TAG SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A HOLIDAY! 👇

And please SHARE THIS POST because I want these numbers GONE before I’m sat in Spain with a sangria in my hand wondering why the bloody raffle still isn't filled! 😂🍹🇪🇸

❤️ Thank you to everyone who has already entered and supported us — we genuinely appreciate it! ❤️

FINAL 50. £10 EACH. DEADLINE 1ST OCTOBER.

🔥 LET’S GET THIS DONE! 🔥

30/08/2026

🏖️ RIGHT… I’VE BEEN NEGLECTING THE VAN! 😂

I’ll admit it… I’ve been concentrating far too bloody much on the shop lately and poor old Smiths Lodgings has been pushed to the side! 🤦‍♀️😂

BUT… 👀

Take a look at some of the NEW ADDITIONS we’ve put in the van! 😍

I absolutely LOVE THEM and I think they’ve made the place feel even more like a proper little home from home. 🥰🏡

But enough of me going on…

WHAT DO YOU LOT THINK?! 👀

I want your honest opinions, so get yourselves in the comments and tell me what you think! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

And while I’ve got you here…

🎟️ THE RAFFLE! 🎟️

I STILL HAVE LOADS OF NUMBERS AVAILABLE! 😩
There’s a WEEK’S HOLIDAY IN OUR GOLD PREMIUM CARAVAN up for grabs, but I need these bloody numbers FILLED UP!

💷 £10 PER NUMBER
🎟️ NUMBERS 1–100

So if you’ve been sitting there thinking “I’ll get one later”…

THIS IS YOUR SIGN! 😂

You’ve got to be in it to win it, and I’d quite like to actually get the damn thing filled! 🤣

So…

👇 Tell me what you think of the new additions
👇 Tag someone who needs a caravan break
👇 And grab your raffle number while you’re here!

Come on… help me fill the bloody raffle! 😂❤️

Love from the Smithy's

29/08/2026

27/08/2026

🔥 RIGHT, THAT'S IT… NEXT YEAR IS ALREADY STARTING! 🔥

I’ve only gone and got my FIRST booking for next year at the discounted price! 😱🙌

So if you’ve been thinking “I’ll book that later”… THIS IS YOUR WARNING! 😂

I’m keeping the discounted price for a little while longer, but once that price goes up, that’s it — you’ve missed it! So get your dates secured before I stop being generous! 🤣

🎟️ AND THE BLOODY RAFFLE…

I STILL HAVE NUMBERS AVAILABLE! 😩

I really, really need to get these numbers gone so I can GET THIS THING DRAWN! 🎉

£10 a number — and you could win A WHOLE WEEK’S HOLIDAY IN OUR GOLD PREMIUM CARAVAN! 🥳🏖️
So come on… help me out! 😂

BOOK YOUR HOLIDAY 📅 OR GRAB A RAFFLE NUMBER 🎟️ — OR BETTER STILL, DO BOTH!

Who’s getting their number before I start begging? 👀😂

You’ve gotta be in it to win it! 🏆