Orchard Cottage - Kettlewell

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Orchard Cottage - Kettlewell Traditional self-catering cottage set among the picturesque Yorkshire Dales in the family friendly v Orchard cottage is self-catering with all amenities.

Set among the picturesque Yorkshire Dales and rolling hills, our traditional cottage is the ideal retreat for a holistic-style break and peaceful weekend hideaway. The cottage is perfect for a relaxing, stress-free getaway in a great location to explore all the sights Yorkshire has to offer. Sleeps up to 6 people in 1 double and 2 twin rooms. We are a family and dog friendly accommodation with an enclosed rear garden. Ideal for families, hill-walkers, explorers and cyclists alike.

08/07/2024

Having a great time at Grantley Hall

20/03/2017

Evening folks,

We need your help with a joint investigation between ourselves and our Garda colleagues.

It seems that yesterday there was a large scale disturbance in Dublin during which 15 lads dressed in green stole what was previously described as "A near certain Grand Slam" from 15 wee boys in white. The boys in white are believed to have arrived in Dublin on a chariot, however later had to walk home, due to a serious malfunction with their chariot.

One of the males in green, who is alleged to have inflicted significant damage on the visitors, has already been identified as Craigavon born Iain Henderson. Sadly, we're all a tad busy at the moment so may not be able to chase him down anytime....ever. Ah well.

This incident was witnessed by over 50,000 people who are believed to have offered some musical advice to the boys in white as to exactly what they should do with their chariot. How nice of them.

The lads in green responsible are believed to be heavily linked to gang behind a similar incident in Chicago last year.

If you were one of these witnesses, please private message us with your photographic evidence and we'll share the best ones later this week!

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Front garden
03/03/2017

Front garden

02/03/2017

Glass of vino in front of a blazing fire, best way to unwind.

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1 Orchard Cottages
Kettlewell
BD235RS

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07557 126276

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