22/05/2019
David Attenborough - As the hot sun of the Serengeti National Park starts to loose it’s intense heat of the day, the male Landrovers of the pride start to venture out from under the shelter of the trees to hunt. Hunting has been poor in recent days, but some overnight oilfall should bring the wildlife out from hiding. They head towards the oiling holes where they know food will be plentiful and the streams will be running golden and thick. As they glad quietly through the long grass, in the distance they see the oiling hole. A herd of 10w-30 bottles are filling themselves with fresh oil. A bottle of fully synthetic 10w-30 will be a good meal and last a few days for the pride. Albert the alpha male engage this diff-locks for the best traction and launches. Bounding through the long grass, splashing through a streams, throwing golden nectar all over him, he grabs one of the bottles. Swiftly, he rips the bottles lid off, and starts gulping down the synthetic golden nectar. Once his hunger is satisfied you see the remains dripping from his belly pan and diffs. He drags the remaining bottle back to the rest of the pride to feed the baby Evoque Landrovers that can’t keep up on the rough terrain. As the sun sets over the Serengeti, Albert sits under his tree using one wiper to clean the golden nectar from his bodywork, he wants to make sure he’s shining bright and that his position in the pride as the best 4x4xfar isn’t challenged by the Range Rovers or Discovery’s. The other Landrovers look on in awe as Albert cleans his graceful body!