08/03/2025
Last night was super busy as I think I was the only Pen taxi on so please book early to avoid disappointment this evening.
I’d like to think I’m decent and fair , very accommodating but I’m not here to be taken the p**s out of .
From today there is absolutely no dogs unless you are happy to cover the cost of having the car cleaned when your dog leaves half it’s coat in my car , p**ses on a foot mat through excitement because it’s pleased to see me or jumps all over my seats with muddy paws .
No drink - I don’t care if you’ve just got another pint in
No food - don’t be crunching prawn crackers down my ear or sneaking bits of doner meat out the box and wiping your fingers on my seats .
Nice one for not spewing in my car but spewing out my window on the 55 is not ideal , especially when my car’s covered in kebab from the top of town.
If you are so steaming that you can’t get in the car or speak , I won’t be picking you up .
If you book a taxi and I turn up and you decide that you want to stay , that’s sound but you pay for the taxi from now on - especially if you book 3 in the same evening and don’t get in any of them .
I cannot fit 5 in my car or hide you in my boot either .
I’ll wait 5 mins but if you aren’t out by then I’m off as the knock on effect it has is not fair on the next customer I pick up . I will come back for you at the next available slot if you ask , no problem .
And this was just last night 😳😂
Other than that I love you all ❤️
Have a brilliant weekend
