Hate St Ives

Hate St Ives A page dedicated to highlighting the gentrified bin fire that is St Ives.

At a cost of only £330 million (allegedly), about 2 years of construction and approximately 150 closures. Enjoy the bott...
22/06/2024

At a cost of only £330 million (allegedly), about 2 years of construction and approximately 150 closures. Enjoy the bottleneck from Camborne west to St ives.

I can't wait...

"Some great ideas on what to do with your old bin! Umm use it as a massive planter? ... or um.. oh I know! A firewood bi...
08/06/2024

"Some great ideas on what to do with your old bin! Umm use it as a massive planter? ... or um.. oh I know! A firewood bin...."

Or, ooo I don't know, maybe use it as a bin and not produce hundreds of thousands more plastic bins to replace existing plastic bins. crazy idea I know.

07/06/2024

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"You're so lucky to live here!"No we're not. We're paid less, pay extortionate rates for property ownership/rental, and ...
04/06/2024

"You're so lucky to live here!"
No we're not. We're paid less, pay extortionate rates for property ownership/rental, and have to deal with a flood of tourists crippling the county in the good weather months... amongst other things.
It's not luck. It's swings and roundabouts, treacle.

"Why is there no parking in this town?! Must be all the bloody holiday makers. Not like us, we come every year so we're ...
02/06/2024

"Why is there no parking in this town?! Must be all the bloody holiday makers. Not like us, we come every year so we're basically locals"

Here's a fun spot the difference game for trippers visiting a cafe/restaurant/pub/bar etc.Spot the differences between t...
29/05/2024

Here's a fun spot the difference game for trippers visiting a cafe/restaurant/pub/bar etc.
Spot the differences between the two screen caps.

The perfect vehicle for the historic back streets of St ives. Run over pedestrians and damage buildings older than most ...
24/05/2024

The perfect vehicle for the historic back streets of St ives. Run over pedestrians and damage buildings older than most of American civilization all at once.

Optional extras included;
Ultra nonchalant package - "why didn't they make these historic streets with your bu****it "SUV" in mind!" Well with this package you can kiss those concerns goodbye and lie in your overpriced air conditioned splendor whilst you ruin the lives of others.

St ives low carbon transport strategy: a way to further cement the towns 'holiday park' atmosphere. Coming soon for the ...
23/05/2024

St ives low carbon transport strategy: a way to further cement the towns 'holiday park' atmosphere. Coming soon for the low low price of £5.5 million. 👌

20/05/2024

I think St Ives needs some more screaming children. That would really improve the atmosphere...

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