07/09/2026
Unpopular mom opinion: Disney isn’t the most magical trip you can take with your kids. 👀
And before the Disney moms come for me… 😂 I LIKE Disney.
But for roughly the same amount of money as a Disney vacation, you could take your kids somewhere that makes them realize just how freaking BIG and incredible this world is.
🌿 Madeira, Portugal: hike along levadas, swim in natural volcanic pools, ride cable cars over the mountains and basically feel like you landed in Jurassic Park.
🏰 Dubrovnik, Croatia: walk ancient city walls, swim in the Adriatic, island hop and let them explore a real-life medieval city. Bonus points if your family loves Game of Thrones.
🐧 Ushuaia, Argentina: go to the END OF THE WORLD. See penguins. Cruise the Beagle Channel. Explore Patagonia. Your kid gets to casually say, “Oh yeah, I’ve been to Tierra del Fuego.” 😂
🗿 Easter Island, Chile: stand in front of the giant Moai they’ve seen in books and actually learn the mystery and history of one of the most isolated inhabited islands on Earth.
🌺 Moorea, French Polynesia: snorkel with tropical fish, explore lagoons, see mountains that look completely fake and give your kids the Moana childhood memory of a lifetime.
Here’s what I’ve realized after traveling with my kid:
Kids don’t need kid destinations.
They need destinations where they can DO cool s**t. 😂
Boats. Animals. Weird foods. Mountains. Castles. Swimming. Trains. Volcanoes. Different languages. Places that make them ask 847 questions.
I don’t want Luca’s childhood memories to only be rides and characters.
I want him to remember standing at the end of the world.
Seeing a Moai with his own eyes.
Swimming in the South Pacific.
Walking through cities older than our country.
And realizing there is SO MUCH out there to see.
Boring vacations are a waste of PTO. And childhood is way too short to save all the good trips for “someday.”
✈️ SAVE this for your family bucket list + SEND it to the mom who needs permission to skip Disney next year. 😂
Which one are you picking: Madeira, Dubrovnik, Ushuaia, Easter Island or Moorea?