CrynAir - The Low Class Airline

28/03/2013

Good Friday tomorrow; the day Jesus was crucified. Surely S**t Friday would be more appropriate?

18/01/2013

It's snowing? Really? I DON'T CARE.

01/01/2013

UNHAPPY NEW YEAR!

28/12/2012

I'm all for the integration of other cultures and races. Anything to breed out the obnoxious, loud, smoking chavs that appear to be proliferating the country these days.

26/12/2012

Feeling headachey and sick today? What's what happens when you spend too long with your family.

21/12/2012

Another shooting? Maybe when the Mayans predicted the end of civilisation they just meant America.

21/12/2012

We're all still here then? Useless bloody Mayans.

20/12/2012

To help save trees and s**t, this year we won't be sending out cards. The money saved will go to me instead.

God bless us, everyone.

20/12/2012

Imagine this: It's the apocalypse - everyone is killed. You're flying with us when it happens. The passengers are the only hope for Earth's re-population.

What a depressing thought.

20/12/2012

The world isn't going to end tomorrow. We'll just secretly wish it was.

14/12/2012

Just the thing for killing innocent people.

You can buy all of these guns on the internet. // bradycenter.org/donate

14/12/2012

They use the same old argument that guns are for self defense. Those primary school kids must have really been terrifying.