20/03/2026
A few things prompted this post. Of course the reality we are living through. Secondly the haphazard rollercoaster weather we are experiencing. Third the headline I just read in Haaretz with the crazy fact that Israel was just ranked 8th on the Index of World Happiness.
Sunny and Cool with a Chance of Missiles
Your Daily Forecast — Brought to you by the Israel Meteorological & Existential Services
Hello fellow countrymen! Here’s what to expect for the weekend ahead.
We’re starting off with a pleasant 22 degrees and light coastal breezes, perfect for your morning coffee on the mirpeset (balcony) — though do keep one eye on the sky, as we’re tracking a moderate chance of incoming projectiles from the north, south, and possibly from all directions. As always, conditions may change without notice.
By midday, tensions in the upper atmosphere are expected to peak, with a sharp dip in regional stability and scattered outbursts of existential uncertainty. Don’t let that spoil your plans.
This evening brings a classic rollercoaster pattern — warm camaraderie at the family dinner table, possibly a quick sojourn in the safe-room, shelter or underground parking lot, a brief spike in anxiety around the 8 o’clock news, followed by a surprisingly rapid return to normal. Possibly drinking and maybe even some dancing.
Looking ahead to the weekend ahead, totally unpredictable. As usual.
Dress in layers. Stay hydrated, be vigilant, Stay safe out there. Hug the people near you.
And now, a word from our sponsors at the Global Happiness Index, who would like to remind you that Israel has just been ranked the 8th Happiest Country in the World — a finding that continues to baffle meteorologists, therapists, and basically everyone who has ever watched the Israeli news.
And as always —
Am Yisrael Chai. ☀️