01/09/2015
Bengaluru Special 💁*If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore,chances are, it will hit a dog or asoftware engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the software engineer will definitely have one. 😜*In India we drive on the left of the road.In Bangalore, we drive on what is left of the road*Q: What is the easiest way of causing trafficaccidents in Bangalore?A: Follow the traffic rules.* "A guy who washunting house in Bangalore. Meets old lady who is potential landlord. Conversation goes thus:Old lady: Where do you work, son?Guy : I work in Infosys.Old lady: Oh, that bus company! Sorry, we rent only to good IT people.It would appear that Infosys operates more buses than BMTC in Bangalore"* Bangalore, wherePG(Paying Guest) is the first business and IT, the second.* When someone saysIts raining in Bangalore, be sure to ask them which area,which lane and which road.* If a Bangalorean stops at a traffic light, others behind him stop too because The othersconclude that he has spotted a policeman that they themselves have not.*bangalore is the only city where distance ismeasured in units of time.*Rickhsaw driver, grocery seller andcommon shop keeper thinks that you earn atleast 1 lakh p/month if you are in IT sector.* Out of every 100 software engineers in Bangalore, 90 are utterly frustrated and rest have a gf/bf.* Bus drivers use horns instead of brakes* I quote : Bangalore: The City where more people knowJava than kannada".* Universal answerin Bangalore is "Adjust maadi" 😜😜😜
