Bibek villa

30/11/2012

30/11/2012

A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom.
"What's a bitch and a p***y?"
"Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a p***y is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad.
"What's a bitch and a p***y?" Dad pulls out his Pl***oy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a circle around the woman's p***y.
"Now that's a p***y, son! And everything else is the bitch!"

30/11/2012

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"
Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."
Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"
Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."
Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"
Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

21/10/2012

Khata ho gayi hai to saja suna do,
Dil me itna dard kyo hai wajah bata do,
Der ho gayi hai yaad karne me jarur Lekin,
Tumko bhula denge ye khayal dil se mita do !
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Pyar ko log – Mohobbat kehte hain,
Kuch log isse bandagi kehte hain,
Magar j**s pe hum marte hain usse hum zindagi kehte hain…
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Zindagi Mai Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge !
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Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho, dur sahi par yaad rakhna !
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I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you…