M/S Earth Tours & Travels

05/02/2014

jai mata di.

24/07/2013

18 plus
Girls Vocabulary v/s Boys Vocab:
G: Xcuse me= B: Sun chutiye.
G:Stupid= B:Abe gandu;
G:Get out= B:Nikal bhosdike;
G: I m in problem = B:Yaar Loude lag gaye;
G:I am scared= B:Gaand phati hui hai yaar;
G:Would u like to have this= B:Lega laudu;
G:Not possible!!!= B:Chal bhosdike;
G:He is a very bad person= B:Bada
madarchod hai;
G:I'm sorry = B: Maa chuda;
G:Where r u? = B: Kahan gaand mara raha
hai?;
G:I 4give u! = B: Muh mei le le;
G: No = B: Ghanta;
G: Too small= B: Jhaant barabar;
G:Nice scored=B: Akhir me maa choda he
liya tune
G:Too big= B: Gaandfaadu;
G:Difficulty= B: Gaand faat gayi;
G: Ok study=B: Maa choda leapni
G:We rock= B: Maa chod di;
G:Hey listen=B: Sun bey laude
And finally the best one:
G:Dost= B: Laude
like toh bnta h boss

13/07/2013

06/07/2013

Cigret pio
sharab pio
Co***ne kro
charas pio
sulpha pio
hukka pio
beedi pio
chaini khaini khao
gaanja pio
smack pio
bhaang pio
brown sugar lo
chipkali ki punch jala k khao
bread p iodex lga k khao
petrol sungho
whitener fluid sungho
gandi kitaabe padho
gandi filme dekho
gupt nashe kro
1 glas pani m 10 dispirin mila k pio..
saalo jo marzi kro lyf mein .
bt kisi ldki pe vishwas mt kro..

05/07/2013

Lets Play A Funny Game Kisi Bhi Movie Ka Naam Likho Uske Baad Laga Do,
"Bathroom Me"
Like this:
" kuch kuch hota hai bathroom me"
"jannat bathroom me "
" tum mile bathroom me"
"ek tha tiger bathroom me"
"Dhamaal bathroom me"
Chalo Start Ho Jao Dekhte hai Sabse Funny Comment Kiska Hota hai..

03/07/2013

..................hmari maange puri kro.....................

29/06/2013

When I was young I decided to go to medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets

P N E I S

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are on Facebook

29/06/2013

Try this

Copy and Paste these Boxes in Comment


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29/06/2013

College k back side river Me Principle Doob RahaTha,
Usey Tairna Nhi Aata Tha,

Pappu Ne Dekha aur zor zor Se Chillate Huye bhaga

kal chutti hai...

28/06/2013

.............BELIEVE OR NOT ...its A kitchen SINK..................

28/06/2013

Zndagi me kuch cheezo
ka..MAZA
HI KUCH
AUR HOTA HA... .. :))
Jaise:"Padhte-P adhte razai mein so jane
ka,
Teacher k padhane par kahi
khojane
ka,
Lab me instruments ki waat
lagane ka,
Library me books par pen
chalane ka,
apne frnd ko baar baar
uskelover k
samne chidane ka,
Baar-Baar eye contact kar man
me
muskurane ka,
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko
girane ka,
Or
phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj
bhi
muskurane ka.. ..

28/06/2013

Ek aadmi ko raste me chirag
mila.....
usne use rgda........ boom
boom......
blast hua aur wo mar gaya.......
moral..."kuch cheezain alladin ki
nahi,
osama bin laden ki bhi ho skti
Hai..... :D :o :p ;)

hahahaha....